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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫
🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥
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Friendly Guy !!! ❤️
We can be friends for future games ^_^
✅✅✅+REP Good Player
✅✅✅+REP Good Friend
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile
✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day !
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' ' 🎁🎊🎉💰🎁 '
* *. ❄️🥶⛄️☃️💎❄️ *
* . 🎀💸'🎂🎊🎉⛄️🎀 .
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🎀💰💎🍭🎉🎊⛄️🎂🥶❄️🎁🎀
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⚜️ We can be friends for future games ⚜️
✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day ✅✅✅
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅
✅✅✅😁Friendly Guy 😁 ✅✅✅
❄️❄️❄️Happy Holidays ❄️❄️❄️
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🦎 +rep good player🦎
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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟
𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂=)
𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^
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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟
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What kind of love is that? Not to be loved; never to have shown love.
-- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis",
stardate 3219.8
Klingon phaser attack from front!!!!!
100% Damage to life support!!!!
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🐊🚕🌳🌋🎫🎄🥞📘🍖⚡🎽⛳🐠🚙🍆
👃💗💄🎍🐳👳📒🌳👾🏓🏀🌽🐛💎🌋
So come back and play, miss u too much ♥♥♥♥♥♥! <3
22:46 - A|ice!: 22:46 - ElazulTF2: So its like 1h of my life i'll never get back
22:46 - A|ice!: afterburner strikes back
22:46 - ElazulTF2: why ??
22:46 - A|ice!: this is a typical afterburner phrase
22:48 - ElazulTF2: Oh yeah
22:48 - ElazulTF2: thats right lol
22:48 - A|ice!: it's a virus
22:48 - A|ice!: a CURSE
22:49 - ElazulTF2: Ebolafterburner
22:48 - A|ice!: ahahah
22:49 - A|ice!: ebolaburner
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥
YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
>hear scratching in kitchen
>go to investigate, find a beautiful hunk of ogre standing in front of the fridge
>eshrekulate
>he turns around, cradling three or four onions in his hands
>he pulls out his member, and rubs the onions with his swamp juice
>the ogre finishes and comes into the light
>shrek
>i scream with happies
>he covers my mouth
>he whispers "your my fiona now"
>crams onions into my mouth
>kisses me on the lips
>"ach your better than donkeh ever was"
>disappears into night
i still cry myself to sleep ever night, hopin he come bak
>Hear something at my window. There is no one there.
> Turn around and see Shrek
> "Shrek, is it really you?"
>"Yes, it is."
>"You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this"
> We start kissing.
> He puts his big strong beautiful hands around my waist
> "Shrek, but.....can we take it slow? I'm......a virgin."
>Shrek nods. "Don't worry. I will take care of you"
> he takes me in his arms and takes me to his swamp
> we have shreks the entire night. I swallow his shrek juice just so I can feel like I am a part of shrek.
>we end the night by cuddling and sharing an eyeball soup.
>Bestnightofmylife.jpg
> I wake up back in my bed.....It must have been a dream?
> look under my bed, there was an onion with a heart drawn on it.
He is real. :)
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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