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Paul   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
DId you know that SPAM is made from piggies?
Well it is. Here's a Haiku about SPAM.
Click 'View more info' and enjoy.

Spam, a haiku

The color of Spam
Is natural as the sky:
A block of sunrise

Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?

Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily," he says
Angioplasty

Pink porky temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian


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maggy Apr 10, 2016 @ 4:47am 
added for a question
Slinks Nov 3, 2015 @ 3:54am 
Gimme a buzz if we're ever on at the same time mate.
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Dat avatar... it creeps me out O.O
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TC Reservoir Dog Feb 6, 2013 @ 8:12am 
Best haiku I have read in a while.