A bunch of nerds whining about pizza.

Our preseason scrim doc:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uRJhGqivfszuLfSMgJM6uXir1MbyL6R1ixzs4AZu4AI/edit#gid=0

Our sniper is Check.

I'm not sure if you're trolling or just have no idea who I am, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. In addition to almost 7 years as a confessed pizza deliverer, I have managed the largest pizza delivery service on the Internet (at over 2 million deliveries) for over a year. You think I don't know pizza? In that time I have removed over 400 orders for not following proper shorthand. In addition to my managerial responsibilities, I am one of the most active users of pizzamaking.com. You think I don't know pizza? Then how do I write articles about them on a site called pizzamaking? Several mainstream blogs have contacted me to ask about the recent pizza phenomenon and each has been thankful and enlightened with what I had to tell them. It's not just limited to blogs though. Several companies have asked me to partner with them to promote our delivery service. Just last week a major food company contacted me with a paid offer to help them on a new ad campaign. I declined when I researched the company and saw that they had contributed money to socially conservative groups.
It's safe to say that I am one of the world's foremost experts on pizza and in fact there is no one I can think of that has a pizza resume as impressive as mine. So please tell me, what are your qualifications to say that I don't know what a pizza is?

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