Kill all witnesses, including that horse:

[Praxius]

So one day walking down a road I passed by some fancy rich guy on a horse escorted by some guards. I went to talk to him and he was just rude as hell and kept riding on.

I thought to myself, "man, what a jerk. I hope someone stabs him in the eye."

Then I realized, I'm an assassin, thief, stealth guy, I could stab him in the eye.

So I was a few metres away by this realization and decided to grab my bow and drive an arrow into his head. After i taken care of his guards as they wandered around I'd loot everything he's got. Came up behind one and slit his throat, then sliced up the second guy..... As i went for the dead rich guy to loot him, i saw my bounty go through the roof.

I looked around for any other witnesses, as i did pass by a guard outpost a few minutes earlier, but nothing.

I then turn around and saw the rich guy's horse starring at me with a stupid look on its face. I thought for a second or two and "Naw, he can't be the witness, but i could use some horse hide for leather" and dropped him.

Then i got the notification of the last witness killed and my bounty went to zero.

Seriously?

A Horse is a friggin witness???

Who's the horse going to tell??

Will the horse stomp twice for yes or once for no on the witness stand???

What the hell is with that?

[Praxius]

That and you were doing just fine without their help.... The friggn nerve, lol.

[22b3]

"Naw, he can't be a witness", that part made me start cracking up, lol funny story

[T-REX-KNIGHT]

horse must have a cellphone

[Nice to Have]

Well, I have read Bethesda had at least the chicken "witnesses" patched out. :-D

[22b3]

Well, I have read Bethesda had at least the chicken "witnesses" patched out. :-D lol

[Praxius]

that would have been annoying, chasing a chicken around with a dagger.

I've seen talking cats, talking lizards, talking dragons, hell I've even encountered a talking dog... But nobody said anything about talking horses.....

Well he won't be talking now, I made sure of that. After I took his hide, I dragged him into the river with the rest of the bodies.

He was gonna snitch on me, huh? He's now sleeping with the fishy's.... See.

And I put his head in the bed of General Tullius to send a message.... Skyrim's my turf.

[CryHavoc&LetSlipTheCreepsOfWar]

Skyrim, man. Dragons, Walking trees (spriggans), cat people, vampires, werewolves, giants, a horse that can be a witness...

[Maloy20]

that was a hilarious and true story my friend lol

[Nice to Have]

Skyrim Bug Turned Chickens Into Informants ;-)

[Marcy]

Fernie Bot の投稿を引用：

Skyrim, man. Dragons, Walking trees (spriggans), cat people, vampires, werewolves, giants, a horse that can be a witness...:venomousspider:

All that without smoking grass, or sniffing/eating moonsugar. If you know what I mean.

[H3X]

I'd heard about the chicken thing but didn't know that bug applied to other livestock as well lol. Good to know ;)

[CryHavoc&LetSlipTheCreepsOfWar]

Marcy の投稿を引用：

Fernie Bot の投稿を引用：

Skyrim, man. Dragons, Walking trees (spriggans), cat people, vampires, werewolves, giants, a horse that can be a witness...

All that without smoking grass, or sniffing/eating moonsugar. If you know what I mean.

Yes, though one does wonder if one can have a truly immersive Skyrim experience without a good full bottle of Skooma.

[Shelt]

ROFL

[Marcy]

Fernie Bot の投稿を引用：

Marcy の投稿を引用：

All that without smoking grass, or sniffing/eating moonsugar. If you know what I mean.

Yes, though one does wonder if one can have a truly immersive Skyrim experience without a good full bottle of Skooma.

Perhaps. Too much Skooma can result in loss of perception! You might mistake your brother for a deer and pierce his rump!

[Improvised Demise]

Cpt-Praxius の投稿を引用：

that would have been annoying, chasing a chicken around with a dagger.
And I put his head in the bed of General Tullius to send a message.... Skyrim's my turf.

but i cant chase my chickens if i kill them they go kamakaize and EXPLODE!