The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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ShadowQue-Force50% Game 2013 年 10 月 13 日 下午 8:07
Im have an interesting question
You know how your guy can speak in dragon tongue......so when he farts does that also come in dragon form, does that kill people because it is so strong. Im just really curious.
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Le Grand Mage Clematis 2013 年 10 月 13 日 下午 8:16 
Ahhh, The dreaded Dragonborn Back Wind. Of all the research on the mysterious Dragon Born, Not one person was more knowledge in the matter of the Dragonborn Back Wind then the Sage Poros. It is said that he traveled behind the Dragonborn for many months in hopes of finding out about this lower brow ability.

After the last month was bound, The dragonborn Fus Ro Dah'ed him to the ground, His body was never found.

But his research showed that no. Dragonborn farts are a palewind compared to the racket from their mouth. But The Dragonborn should probably lay off the sweat rolls, and spiced honey mead.
最後修改者:Le Grand Mage Clematis; 2013 年 10 月 13 日 下午 8:18
Le Grand Mage Clematis 2013 年 10 月 13 日 下午 8:48 
The good news is that the Davokin indeed does not shoot fire bolts out of their buttocks and lightning bolts out of their eyes. The bad news, They indeed shoot them out of their hands.
最後修改者:Le Grand Mage Clematis; 2013 年 10 月 13 日 下午 8:49
No wait a minute. If he turns those fire balls towards his/her arrears should that not light on fire that obnoxious gas and have one tremondous fireball shooting from there. I remember doing that using a lighter when in my youth during a dark and gloomy nite and seeing a blue white hot fireball spewing from my backside orifice.
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