Keith

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If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost" , was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a rollercoaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a rollercoaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a moron" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding. So is Keith chuck norris?

[bear]

Its clearly Keith Hernandez.

[Willy Wompin]

This is the greatest discussion in the entire Left 4 Dead 2 forums.

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Origineel geplaatst door Mama Luigi:

This is the greatest discussion in the entire Left 4 Dead 2 forums.

Thx you

[Blue-]

Agreed, this is the greatest discussion I have read!!!

[Anthem]

BEST DISSCUSSION EVAR. (well done for writing it all down)

[Tibbles]

Origineel geplaatst door LT.kevlar knight:

If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith is Keith, but in a chicken suit.

I agree.

[Violet]

Left 4 Dead 2 Episode 2- Episode Keith

[Chaos Mana]

KEITH!!! OH MY GOD I WONNA MEET THAT GUY, he seems cool. Love you Ellis, baby!

[Sentient Coconut]

don't forget the story about the goats. and the mall.

[flyinghitcher]

he may have more than one friend called Keith

[¿Monke?]

Origineel geplaatst door LT.kevlar knight:

If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost" , was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a rollercoaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a rollercoaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a moron" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding. So is Keith chuck norris?

This is the single greatest thread in the history of the internet :D

[Svedalrain]

Remember, Ellis has a line where he says he and Keith are stranded on a roof top during a zombie apocalypse but...
"Wait a sec... That's you guys!"

So, in conclusion, Keith is not Chuck Norris.
Keith ARE Chuck NorrisES.

[Inflatable Toast]

Actualy, if you got 3rd degree burns all over your body twice, you would be dead. Keith isn't Chuck Norris, Keith is GOD... that or he's using hax, and if he is using hax, I have a phone call to make.

[¿Monke?]

Origineel geplaatst door acnoffsinger:

Actualy, if you got 3rd degree burns all over your body twice, you would be dead. Keith isn't Chuck Norris, Keith is GOD... that or he's using hax, and if he is using hax, I have a phone call to make.

You do know the 3rd degree burns he got were 2 separate events with heaps of years apart (roughly going on his stories they were totally different times in his life)? and people have survived 3rd degree burns to their body haha XD

[impliedword]

Keith should replace bill. in l4d3, i dont know it i could handel a 3rd set of surviors.