How NOT to get kicked case u wondering

[SmearyToast]

In order to not get kicked here is what you have to do, please pay close attention
"Make everyone happy" - thats it.

Lets go through some examples

1) Lets say you your team is down -

What you don't do - So when you see your team is down don't do whats best for the team and go on ahead. I mean this game may have the title left4dead - but its the best way to tick someone off cause you decided you didn't want to lay on the floor next to them.

What you do to keep them happy (think of them like Sims - just givem what they want)
Go back and try to help one of them up when your lying on the floor cause a hunter caught up with you for a snack just remember your still in the game. But remember these acts of kindness won't keep you from getting kicked next game. Their quick to forget.

2) Some slu t is speaking in the MIC and laughing sounding real giddy

Caution here. What you don't do (actually more than one in this case of DONTs) - call her dirty who re and tell her to shut her mouth - although she may be. Most likely their are guys who are in the room and they won't like that - after all for some this is the closest they ever have talked to a girl.

What you do - Is keep her happy. Either don't make a peep (but she might not like you ignoring her - remember she wants attention) or talk to her in manner rest of guys are talking to her. Laugh at her stupid jokes and whine when she starts throwing a tantrum.

Next is almost 89 percent of the time she will change it to all talk - so the other team can hear her slu ty remarks too. So don't try to change all talk - cause after their done changing it back they will kick you most likely for interuppting her.

What you do is - Put up with it and try to focus on killing more zombies - imagine its her if this helps.

3) Some guy is telling you put charger here or do this with a jockey - basically a control freak
Doing what he says won't make him happy because hes not doing it and your not doing it how he did it.

What you do is - kick him. Yes. because he will kick you sure as fire in hell he will. Listen to his tone you will know it when you hear it.

More to come....Feel free to add some of your own.


Just keepem happy - their all babys at heart and they need their pacifiers :)

[Dr Chaos MK]

You can also play single player with bots. Bots do not kick human players.

If someone is not using the in - game voice properly, just mute them. It is as simple as going into options. And disabling voice. This is of course, if you do not need the voice option.

Carefully choose what mode you play. Expect a lot of hostility in VS mode. People want to win. People winning = people being happy. It's just that way. Oh... & take responsibility for your own choices. If you enter a public VS game, then be prepared for bad things to happen. If you cannot handle that, then don't play.

[User844]

Never going to sacrifice my dignity