paint plz

Even though the game isn't really a game, some people, such as myself, would be interested in the +1. Edit: I have keys but I will not be releasing them. Please stop asking for them. Edit edit: 100 keys were awarded randomly to those who purchased Groupees' Tax Year 2 bundle at $5 or higher....

Was the game ever available on Humble Bundle either solo or in a bundle?

I waited patiently in line like this thread told me: https://steamcommunity.com/app/445730/discussions/0/3113655160538282364/ I read all the other threads and dived down the rabbit holes suggested. I spent many months wondering how to Watch Paint Dry. And while I waited patiently I never gave up. I'm an artist and a traveler and I meet a lot of strange people from all around the world and in one corner of my art world while having a conversation about collecting gold bars and money from around the world...

i would like to watch paint dry.