Garry's Mod

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Why do I have 507 hours?
I bought this game on a whim over a year ago because it was on sale for like $2. I played like an hour and a half and got bored. Why does Steam say I have 507 hours? I have friends asking me how to do this or that because they think I'm a veteran, when really I have no idea what this game is about.
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Microsoft227sam Sep 25, 2017 @ 1:52pm 
You probably played it during when you were so bored, you really don't remember
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French Money Sep 25, 2017 @ 2:21pm 
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
I bought this game on a whim over a year ago because it was on sale for like $2. I played like an hour and a half and got bored. Why does Steam say I have 507 hours? I have friends asking me how to do this or that because they think I'm a veteran, when really I have no idea what this game is about.

Bull ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Last edited by French Money; Sep 25, 2017 @ 2:22pm
Cicer Vopiscus Sep 25, 2017 @ 4:07pm 
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
....because they think I'm a veteran
You should see how many requests from newbies I get....
Last edited by Cicer Vopiscus; Sep 25, 2017 @ 4:07pm
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
I bought this game on a whim over a year ago because it was on sale for like $2. I played like an hour and a half and got bored. Why does Steam say I have 507 hours? I have friends asking me how to do this or that because they think I'm a veteran, when really I have no idea what this game is about.

...Yeah, I call bullcrap.
CrimsonGamer99 Sep 25, 2017 @ 4:43pm 
I'm not kidding, you guys. I legitimately have no idea how to play Garry's Mod. Haven't played since I bought it. Isn't it about spawning in stuff and screwing around with stuff that other people built? I wouldn't make this post if I actually have played 500+ hours. I made this post to get answers as to why Steam thinks I have 500+ hours.
CrimsonGamer99 Sep 25, 2017 @ 4:45pm 
Originally posted by Lily McFluffy Butt:
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
I bought this game on a whim over a year ago because it was on sale for like $2. I played like an hour and a half and got bored. Why does Steam say I have 507 hours? I have friends asking me how to do this or that because they think I'm a veteran, when really I have no idea what this game is about.

...Yeah, I call bullcrap.
Also, 12,900 hours? What the ♥♥♥♥? That's a year and a half.
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
Originally posted by Lily McFluffy Butt:

...Yeah, I call bullcrap.
Also, 12,900 hours? What the ♥♥♥♥? That's a year and a half.

Over the span of six years.
CrimsonGamer99 Sep 25, 2017 @ 5:08pm 
Originally posted by Lily McFluffy Butt:
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
Also, 12,900 hours? What the ♥♥♥♥? That's a year and a half.

Over the span of six years.
I ran the numbers, if that playtime is accurate and you have played over exactly 6 years, that would mean you spent, on average, 24.53% of every day for the last 6 years playing. That's 5.89 hours every day (on average). Obviously, you may have played more some days and none other days, but this is a ballpark estimate. And I must say, I admire your sheer dedication there. But I still don't know how to play Garry's Mod. I have 1.5 hours of gameplay, Steam just for some reason broke.
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
Originally posted by Lily McFluffy Butt:

Over the span of six years.
I ran the numbers, if that playtime is accurate and you have played over exactly 6 years, that would mean you spent, on average, 24.53% of every day for the last 6 years playing. That's 5.89 hours every day (on average). Obviously, you may have played more some days and none other days, but this is a ballpark estimate. And I must say, I admire your sheer dedication there. But I still don't know how to play Garry's Mod. I have 1.5 hours of gameplay, Steam just for some reason broke.

Actually it is weird. You don't even have the 1 day achievement.
CrimsonGamer99 Sep 25, 2017 @ 5:15pm 
Originally posted by Lily McFluffy Butt:
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
I ran the numbers, if that playtime is accurate and you have played over exactly 6 years, that would mean you spent, on average, 24.53% of every day for the last 6 years playing. That's 5.89 hours every day (on average). Obviously, you may have played more some days and none other days, but this is a ballpark estimate. And I must say, I admire your sheer dedication there. But I still don't know how to play Garry's Mod. I have 1.5 hours of gameplay, Steam just for some reason broke.

Actually it is weird. You don't even have the 1 day achievement.
Thank you. I told you. No idea how to play. Haven't played more than 2 hours.
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
Originally posted by Lily McFluffy Butt:

Actually it is weird. You don't even have the 1 day achievement.
Thank you. I told you. No idea how to play. Haven't played more than 2 hours.

Maybe you set your computer clock wrong? Or a hacker did it?
CrimsonGamer99 Sep 25, 2017 @ 5:18pm 
Originally posted by Lily McFluffy Butt:
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
Thank you. I told you. No idea how to play. Haven't played more than 2 hours.

Maybe you set your computer clock wrong? Or a hacker did it?
Never reset clock. And Garry's Mod is the only anomalous title in my library. All others are fine. Pretty sure I would notice if a hacker got me, because I would feel special that someone cared enough to hack my account. But I'm not THAT special, you know?
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
Originally posted by Lily McFluffy Butt:

Maybe you set your computer clock wrong? Or a hacker did it?
Never reset clock. And Garry's Mod is the only anomalous title in my library. All others are fine. Pretty sure I would notice if a hacker got me, because I would feel special that someone cared enough to hack my account. But I'm not THAT special, you know?

Doesn't matter how high-profile or special you are. Some hackers just wanna mess your day up.
Microsoft227sam Sep 25, 2017 @ 5:24pm 
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
Originally posted by Lily McFluffy Butt:

Maybe you set your computer clock wrong? Or a hacker did it?
Never reset clock. And Garry's Mod is the only anomalous title in my library. All others are fine. Pretty sure I would notice if a hacker got me, because I would feel special that someone cared enough to hack my account. But I'm not THAT special, you know?
Maybe you used a program called "steam time idler"?
Originally posted by microsoft227sam:
Originally posted by CrimsonGamer99:
Never reset clock. And Garry's Mod is the only anomalous title in my library. All others are fine. Pretty sure I would notice if a hacker got me, because I would feel special that someone cared enough to hack my account. But I'm not THAT special, you know?
Maybe you used a program called "steam time idler"?

Wouldn't that still give him the time-based achievements, though?
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