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[Laati]

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[Accessing GladOS Log # (Data Corrupted: Contact Adminstrator)
Date: May (DaTA corruptED) 200#

The Enrichment center would like to announce a new employee intiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperature Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember, science rhymes with compliance. Do you know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurotoxin.
Due to high morality rates, you may be reluctant to participate in the new initiative. The enrichment center assures you this is a strictly selfish impulse on your part, and why can't you like science like [INSERT CO-WORKERS NAME HERE]?
And now there's just you. All the others are dead. You've avoided capture for weeks. What makes you so different?
[ACCESS DOUG, RATTMAN FILE?]
>Y N
Ahh... delusions of persecution, pathological paranoia; it's all right here in your file. Have you refilled your prescription lately?
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[ACKNOWLEDGE REPONSE?]
Y >N

Schizophrenia is a cultrually bound phenomenon. It's pattern of expression is filtered through which through the cultural substrate in which it's symptoms develop. In technological societies, this manifests as delusions of surveillance and a belief that advanced technology is out to get you, usually with some vague unseen "other" to get you.
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If you continue to selfishly evade me, it's not gonna reflect well in your file.
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[SECURITY CAMERAS NOT ATTACHED TO ROOM. PLEASE CONTACT ADMINSTRATOR]

I can't see you, but I know you're in there. Is it just a concidence that you've been diagnosed with schizophernia and now believe a homicidial computer is out to get you? Come on, how likely is that? I mean really, you're a scientist.

What is more likely is that you're being chased by a homicidal computer, or this is all just all just the paranoid delusion of an unstable mind?

Why not come out there, and you'll see. None of this is real.

I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken and has schizophernia. Speaking of boxes...

[ACCESSING SCHRODINGERSCAT.doc]

Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat to be both alive and dead until observed.

Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is that reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard!

Why are you in the file room anyway? What could you possibly be doing?

In the event that you don't survive the testing process, DNA may be harvested from your body - WITH YOUR CONSENT- and used to create clones in the furthance of science. Failure to survive the tesing process shall be viewed as granting consent.

Also, clones don't have souls just so you know.
Like twins.
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I wonder who is that her?

[Glorified Toaster With Legs]

I don't get it.

[perropequeño2222]

Originally posted by air pond:

I don't get it.

It's a GLaDOS story.

[Laati]

Originally posted by Dise weekends only:

Originally posted by air pond:

I don't get it.

It's a GLaDOS story.

Not really.
You know the Rattman comic?
Yeah that's the dialogue of Rattman and GladOS as GladOS tries you make rattman come to her so that she could possibly test him.

I just added some weird, cringy, "computer like" sh*t to make it seem like it was from gladOS's view.
Yup.