There's something out there...

[Fanda Nyamo]

I'm sure there's something strange out there. A beast maybe, terrorizing Stalingrad, the Pacifics and all of it's inhabitants by breaking their hands. I know most of you have seen cases of this already. Aren't you afraid of going to sleep every night, in case you may wake up with broken wrists? We gotta stop this massive thread, before it leaves more of our friends(and enemies) unable to shoot or hold their guns. But what can we do?