Goat Simulator
@ockeffs Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:25am
Release day patch notes
-> Added more goats.
-> Added more goatiness to the map.
-> Added and fixed achievements.
-> Increased the simulation realism by 25%.
-> Goat tongue realism increased by an additional 25%.
-> NPCs are now fully self aware and often ponder the meaning of life.
-> Added and removed profanity filter.
-> Flappy Goat hitbox unchanged.
-> Probably added some bugs.
-> Probably broke some workshop items.
-> Sheep are not goats.
-> Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.
Last edited by @ockeffs; Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:34am
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Sovekop Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:28am 
These patch notes aren't too baaahd.
-=Zombine3D=- Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:29am 
♥♥♥♥ing flappy goat
UnluckyHappiness Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:33am 
And this is not a joke! YEAH
Autism Dawson Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:34am 
Can we meat n ♥♥♥♥?
fabenus Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:36am 
DigChrono Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:37am 
I have penultimate tier internet for my area, and it's still not going fast enough. Even if it instantaneously appeared on my hard drive, that wouldn't be fast enough.
Toots McGee Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:39am 
I'm glad you're listening to the community but I have to ask:

Why did you add the chipmunks? this is a GOAT simulator for cryin' out loud!
Communism Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:42am 
can't wait till it comes out
[CSS] KConny  [developer] Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:43am 
It is out. Restart Steam if it's not already downloading.
fabenus Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:45am 
Achievment Try Hard dont work for me but i have all Trophies BAA
hctlan Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:45am 
mfw update makes it crash on startup and makes steam close itself
Jpux Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:47am 
♥♥♥♥ flappy goat!
DigChrono Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:49am 
Originally posted by fabenus:
Achievment Try Hard dont work for me but i have all Trophies BAA
Same. Unless they added another trophy that no one knows about yet. But, the trophy quest is still completed for me so.
estier Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:49am 
I love you bro :D This patch is like aksking 'Do you want to marry me?'
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Date Posted: Apr 1, 2014 @ 7:25am
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