Release day patch notes

[Ocke]

-> Added more goats.
-> Added more goatiness to the map.
-> Added and fixed achievements.
-> Increased the simulation realism by 25%.
-> Goat tongue realism increased by an additional 25%.
-> NPCs are now fully self aware and often ponder the meaning of life.
-> Added and removed profanity filter.
-> Flappy Goat hitbox unchanged.
-> Probably added some bugs.
-> Probably broke some workshop items.
-> Sheep are not goats.
-> Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.

[President Bill Clinton]

LMAO

[Sovekop]

These patch notes aren't too baaahd.

[Zombine3D]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flappy goat

[JopaBobra]

And this is not a joke! YEAH

[Action Dawson]

Can we meat n ♥♥♥♥?

[fabenus]

YESS

[SpicyFemme]

I have penultimate tier internet for my area, and it's still not going fast enough. Even if it instantaneously appeared on my hard drive, that wouldn't be fast enough.

[Toots McGee]

I'm glad you're listening to the community but I have to ask:

Why did you add the chipmunks? this is a GOAT simulator for cryin' out loud!

[Communist propaganda]

can't wait till it comes out

[KConny]

It is out. Restart Steam if it's not already downloading.

[fabenus]

Achievment Try Hard dont work for me but i have all Trophies BAA

[hctlan]

mfw update makes it crash on startup and makes steam close itself

[Jpux]

♥♥♥♥ flappy goat!

[SpicyFemme]

Originally posted by fabenus:

Achievment Try Hard dont work for me but i have all Trophies BAA

Same. Unless they added another trophy that no one knows about yet. But, the trophy quest is still completed for me so.

[estier]

I love you bro :D This patch is like aksking 'Do you want to marry me?'