Is it even possible to finish a match?

[Everybody on Earth]

At the end of a fielding innings, my team just go stand around the wicket, so in a test match, you can't actually finish the game.

[sorrydaijin]

Oh, boy. That is one of the better ones I have heard so far. So glad I didn't buy this.

[UrQuan]

Chuck Norris once finished a match...

...but it was only that once.