where is the actual game?

[FlamboyantMongoose]

if i select play on the main menu i get "escape from the mad lab", "road to stardom", and "tiny soccer"

tiny soccer is some unplayable mini game
road to stardom is some unexplained challenges with no tutorial on moves or button controls
escape from the mad lab is some cinematic sequence that loops a few times and then drops me back into the main menu

what the hell?