No achievements? Crap game, 0/10

[Artemis]

Totally unacceptable.





I'm joking of course.

[Rzep]

You may be joking but I would like to see achivements, steam cloud and so on.

[zalman]

@Rzep Make up yoiur own achivements with pen and paper, they will be as usefull as acivments normaly are.

[Artemis]

And about as relevant to the spirit of this game.

[LΞTHAK]

Say you dont like, not "crap game"
Achievments in this game are "tips" writen on black board everywhere in the level

[Artemis]

Originally posted by Tywin:

Say you dont like, not "crap game"
Achievments in this game are "tips" writen on black board everywhere in the level

Didn't bother to read the rest of my post then? You should try that some time.

[DariusOne]

See now that you already came out and said that it is a joke how are we supposed to have fun telling you how wrong and stupid you are? Cause like this that doesn´t work :(

[Artemis]

Because this is satire rather than trolling. You could instead say something like, "this game is really confusing and ugly. I demand a refund."

[DariusOne]

Well 7 words worth of satire doesn´t really do anything on its own either. Being entertaining(and that is often the goal of satire, especially since this isn´t directed at anyone in particular) takes a bit more effort.

[silverlava]

It has been confirmed by the author of the game that acheivments will eventually be added. The game, as he stated, is not even close to being done.

[my dude]

Steam achievements are worthless.

Don't add them. Use the time adding more gameplay features, instead of worthless achievements.

[Artemis]

Stop reviving an old thread and then not even getting the joke. For the love of god.

[Matt]

There was no joke; you're not funny; you don't know the definition of "satire." Grow up.

[Artemis]

Originally posted by N1ghtshade3:

There was no joke; you're not funny; you don't know the definition of "satire." Grow up.

Grow up says the guy who replies to a year old post just so he can be an internet tough guy...