Best game EVER!

[XC3N]

What a pile of gold

[verylifelike]

Dude your so wrong. I was playing this game the other day, and I lost at it! Worst design ever.

[Silvador]

Publicado originalmente por XC3N:

What a pile of gold

This guy knows his gold. Never played a better game. Nothing can begin to compete.

[Nihil]

This game is so bad. It's possible to lose at it, who makes games like that anymore? The dev needs to learn from modern games and hold your hand the entire way through. Who wants to pay money to lose? They'll never compete with EA or Activision this way.

[hghwolf]

Publicado originalmente por Nihil Sustinet:

This game is so bad. It's possible to lose at it, who makes games like that anymore? The dev needs to learn from modern games and hold your hand the entire way through. Who wants to pay money to lose? They'll never compete with EA or Activision this way.

This guy has the right idea. I mean a game that won`t bend over backwards to compensate for my mistakes ? Where losing a fight actually means something ? And oes not have online screaming kids gameplay ? What is this 1994 ?
I`m sorely tempted to try and get my money back.

[Retrox]

Chuck Norris can beat FTL on Normal every time. With a joystick. From an Atari 2600.

Also, Charlie Sheen hates FTL.

[Melodic Oak]

Publicado originalmente por retrox:

Chuck Norris can beat FTL on Normal every time. With a joystick. From an Atari 2600.

Also, Charlie Sheen hates FTL.

Holy carp. You are, like, so hip.

[thrive]

Publicado originalmente por XC3N:

What a pile of gold

Well, i actually have to agree to a degree. I think its really the best game of 2012 so far.

[Beal]

not a single regret buying this game.. I love it when people can't appreciate a perma-death style game.. they just want to rampage through with no risk, which is no fun! So glad to see this style of games making a breakthrough. go buy it

[Retrox]

Publicado originalmente por Albert Chamomile Tea (2 lumps):

Publicado originalmente por retrox:

Chuck Norris can beat FTL on Normal every time. With a joystick. From an Atari 2600.

Also, Charlie Sheen hates FTL.

Holy carp. You are, like, so hip.

Two meme's in one post. I am winnar.

[XC3N]

haha I've unleashed the irony beast!

also retrox, you missed your three hit combo: you're a winrar / a winner is you

[hghwolf]

Publicado originalmente por XC3N:

haha I've unleashed the irony beast!

I hate to say this but... What we`re doing here ? No Irony whatsoever. Plenty of Sarcasm though.

[Tanker Captain]

This needs to be on a tablet ipad or Android i dont care just do it !

[XC3N]

hghwolf: actually sarcasm is a type of irony, which is defined as "the opposite of what might be expected"

Tanker: completely agreed.

[hghwolf]

Publicado originalmente por XC3N:

hghwolf: actually sarcasm is a type of irony, which is defined as "the opposite of what might be expected"

Except not. Sarcasm is a rethoric device, irony is a concept. Irony is dying to a lightning strike while staying inside a grounded room during a thunderstorm. Sarcasm is simply a statement made in such a way that makes it obvious you mean something different entirely, usually the exact opposite.
Although with the common misconceptions surrounding "Irony" you may actually be right. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ uneducated rubes.

[Erased]

Awesome game, one of the best i've played....quite interesting that you have to choice your style when the game starts....do u want the best guns? shields? evasion? drones? etc