Posted: February 21
The adventures of Mr. Hat Hattington and the Meatshield. (His defence is the only thing which was levelled.) Day one
Man got shot with an arrow and fell down stairs while the party was still continuing, I pulled off some sick moves. I stood underneath a pooping owl, bear and deer. Day two
Fought my friend, the meatshield. Fought a cat throwing up hair balls at a giant boat with cannons. Dug up a lobster. My friend found a wrench and brutally mutilated a tornado transforming bear. Visted a Lava kingdom. Fought a dragon puppeteer. Day three
Killed a bunch of ninjas with sandwiches packed full of steroids. Their corpses turned into wooden logs. Went into the desert and got abducted by a UFO full of aliens with laser rifles. I got blew up several times by the UFO because my friend ♥♥♥♥ed up. Day four
Went and killed a beast made out a corn cob for a wooden horn. Advanced into the depths of the snow kingdom. Got brutally wrecked by the Snow Wizard twenty times before we actually killed him. Killed my friend to kiss a girl. My friend got beheaded. Day five
Went into the necromancers castle, killed a painter and a resurrected cyclops and advanced to the final boss fight. Killed the necromancer without ease and found him easier than the other bosses. Stole his dragon sword and flew away on a flying crystal. Fought my friend to kiss a princess who took down her veil and was a clown.
10/10 I love it.