The grammar mistakes and general lack of game play was... a lot. I think this game is fine. But at the cost of 2000 yen it's a no from me. Maybe if it was 70% off or something.

The aesthetic was really good. I was so excited to play this game. The execution, however, was very lacking and it's basically just grinding endings until you get the good one. doing generally the same stuff over and over.

While I have a lot of respect for Jacob Jazz, a one man studio bringing you bizarre and unique games, I must say that Tamarindo is not worth the money.

It oozes creativity and is filled to the brim with details and weirdness, I cant tell how long it took to make these 5000 unique assets. Theres a lot to explore, many quests and endings to achieve. But theres also many things that make this an awful experience.

There is no V-Sync, suffers from constant screen tearing, motion blur cant be turned off, every floor and ceiling has overlapping textures. Theres so much going on, that the game suffers heavily in performance the more rooms you visit. The frames kept dropping and dropping. At last, spelling and grammar errors everywhere.

♥♥♥♥ no Jacob. If you charge 20€ for a game, then get your ♥♥♥♥ together. I cant say it any nicer. Good luck in the future.

I have no idea how to make any progress in this game. I swear I did everything, but like any time I found something new, it just kills me and gives me an ending. I would spend multiple loops looking for new leads and whatever I found was always just die. I found like 1 permanent item, it let me kill a guy, no idea how to open any door in the place and I felt like most of the progress required me to you know, be able to go elsewhere in the mansion. I spent 2 hours and only found 4 endings and wasted a lot of time.

on top of that, the loop lags and has low framerate at the end of every loop, so it's either a memory leak or just they spawn so much bs that they can't cull and the performance stays bad until you reset the loop. I swear indie games either are completely empty or they overload objects everywhere and this one is the latter by a lot. it's like a hoarder house version of a video game, like why are you spamming so many assets holy moly. there's no options, you get texture quality, screen resolution, and you can mute all sounds for some reason? no way to like turn down the post processing effects a bit, cause like, it's dark souls 1 lava area levels of bloom, game kinda hurts to look at. no mouse sensitivity, no individual audio source options or even a volume slider (the game is very loud, use your windows settings I guess?).

it's entirely too meta and the game constantly says it sucks, and like, if you say it enough, yeah you're right. the game says it sucks, like a lot, like almost constantly. the music lyrics are also just meta, like it's too much. if it was just the music or like 1 reference from a mad character saying they think it sucks, sure whatever, but like have some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dignity and self-respect.