Was pressing random keys (well actually of them) on the keyboard trying to see if there was a keyboard way to restart a game and apparently unlocked all my remaining achievements that I had left while playing. Did you mean to have shortcut key to unlock all achievements? Not really sure if it was me pressing the keys, but after playing and purposely losing for a while without receiving the losing achievements (i.e. eating a cookie) I looked at the list and noticed everything was unlocked....

I got one key for Softneded Cookie, which is basically this game, but it was never published under that Steam ID. I can send proof that I indeed own a key.

Why the funk this hasnt got multiplayer?! This masterpiece deserves more. You bastards, let me cream my pie with my friends