This game is boring. Boring. BORING. Who would have thought that a classic-style adventure game set in the Caribbean, a game in which you play as a strong-willed girl who wants to live up to the legacy of her long-lost pirate father, a game in which you hunt for treasure and captain a crew of ragged misfits, could turn out to be so profoundly, mind-bendingly DULL? The characters wind up being unengaging, the narrative drags and drags and drags, and the mechanics are awkward at best. I only spent $6 on this and if I could I'd demand my money back.

This game is boring. Boring. BORING. Who would have thought that a classic-style adventure game set in the Caribbean, a game in which you play as a strong-willed girl who wants to live up to the legacy of her long-lost pirate father, a game in which you hunt for treasure and captain a crew of ragged misfits, could turn out to be so profoundly, mind-bendingly DULL? The characters wind up being unengaging, the narrative drags and drags and drags, and the mechanics are awkward at best. I only spent $6 on this and if I could I'd demand my money back.