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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9.9 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: Sep 25, 2013 @ 6:24am
Updated: Nov 25, 2013 @ 11:38am

Early Access Review
Want to feel like a god? Look elsewhere. This game is about digging up cards in the dirt.

The bulk of this game has you flattening land for your followers so that they can, in turn, build structures to live and prosper in. The world is made up of layers, like a cake, and you peel those layers to shape the land. In order to unlock spells (that are completely worthless) and expand your influence, you need to collect trading cards in buried chests scattered across the land. To dig up chests and flatten land you need a currency called 'belief' and to get this you need to collect bubbles of 'belief' on top of your peasants' houses. The generation of this belief is on a timer and you'll find yourself waiting hours to do anything substantial. Basically it's a facebook game.

Did I mention there is a cash shop where you can buy power and progress (Thus skipping the otherwise forced wait)? Oh yeah, there's that too. I was hoping this game would be the "re-genesis of the god genre" but it wasn't really. I don't know how I might have thought that-- oh wait, the developer said it, silly me. Multiplayer might be cool in the future-- that is if it actually becomes... ya know... MULTIplayer. Right now it's just an AI skirmish mode where you play against a bot. When you go to the multiplayer lobby you are inundated by a flood of fake IMs from a 13 year old girl or something. It's weird and a bit creepy. Somebody wrote her dialogue, winky faces and kitty faces included. By the third match and subsequent IM deluge, I started to hope that the writer of this was on a pedophile watchlist.

However, this game is not currently finished. It is a steam early access title and I will update my review as it becomes appropriate.
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34 Comments
reallyjared Oct 4, 2023 @ 8:10pm 
Spoiler alert: the game was never finished.
Mayate Mar 13, 2014 @ 5:54pm 
I Should have noticed their lack of correcting spelling errors on their store page as an early warning sign for bad things to come. A cash shop on a costly single player god genre game is overdoing it. Seems like they picked some of the worst aspects of online gaming and threw it all in their own product hoping to cash in on the various gaming communities like Steam. Thanks for the review, glad I didn't pull the trigger. Taking this off my wishlist.
Caesar Mar 12, 2014 @ 2:29pm 
this game sounds terrible, thanks for the review.
Kuki Feb 3, 2014 @ 11:58am 
the pedophile story made me laugh. great read overall and very detailled on the flaws
MudBrick Jan 24, 2014 @ 9:15am 
This game is really fun!
BoriSama Jan 12, 2014 @ 11:05am 
This game isn't so bad. It's +/- a sandbox game that you can play while you do another things in the computer, it doesn't need your attention, and you can just order your followers and close the game and go play another one. It's fun to watch your followers building and to send them to another place to build more. It's a very calm game that you can waste your time if you don't have nothing better to do.

This review is pretty good and, if you want a REAL game, really, don't buy this one. But, if you just got plenty of games and just want to relax to something reeeeaaaallly calm and slow, try this one.

PS: Girlfriends like this game cause it's kind cute and easy to play. Haha xD
DSC2 Jan 12, 2014 @ 11:02am 
Yeah, its basically a not very good copy of Black and White. and I have played said game to death.
I'm Takin' Piss! Jan 12, 2014 @ 9:12am 
I like mr. grim_reaper0... talks about how people are spamming stupid comments WITH a stupid comment. Bravo.
Ianman2 Jan 11, 2014 @ 2:09pm 
What I saw: Wow this looks like an amazing game! Let me read the reviews! Oh.... okay. I just want to thank you for saving me my money!
IAMSMITHJOHN Jan 11, 2014 @ 7:17am 
you get to have a big pet and a army you pick to be evil of good u can have ur pet eat ur peaple or fight for you help ur peaple grow and surive agenst a nother ai in the game once u kill them you move on to next level well check it out it very cool game