Global Gameplay Stats

Love Esquire

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 131
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95.8%

Amy Ambush!

You met Amy! Hardest achievement to get!
90.5%

Get Back to Work!

You met Beatrice! Now get back to work, peasant!
90.2%

Gobshite!

You met Vel! Don't call her a shrimp!
87.8%

Hello, Nurse!

You met Giselle! Check-up time!
87.6%

The Princess of Alkos

You met Kamala! Her gems are bountiful!
87.5%

Time to Grind!

Start your first campaign
83.3%

Wabba Lubba Dub Dub!

You met Pamu. Moist!
81.9%

The Big Boss

You met Boss. Cheers!
78.4%

Magic Potion 69

You met Serena. Magical!
71.0%

Git Gud!

Lose a campaign
70.2%

Sweet Sweet Vengeance

Defeat the Masterinq in campaign normal mode
66.2%

NICE!

Killed 69 monsters in one playthrough... Nice!
65.6%

Godly Damage

Deal 200 damage to one monster in one attack (normal mode)
59.7%

Caerulian Pie

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's first arc in one playthrough
58.7%

Sharing is Caring

You gave someone a gift! Sweet! Now just a hundred more to go.
56.6%

Mega Sword Breakerrrrr!

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Cheer
55.9%

Weird Flex, but Okay!

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Taunt
54.4%

Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Heal
53.8%

Best Support Ever

Heal Hugh when he's at max HP.
52.3%

All Your Loot Belong to Us!

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Loot
51.7%

Big Bad Bork

Defeat the Vagabork in campaign normal mode
49.3%

Godly Heals

Heal Hugh for 60 HP in 1 turn (normal mode)
47.0%

Godly Hands

Loot 10000 gold in 1 turn (normal mode)
46.2%

A+ Squire!

Perform well during one Hugh's monthly checks
45.2%

Barrier Break

Use loot to remove an enemy barrier
44.0%

Meeting by Moonlight

Celebrate Amy's birthday
42.7%

Moist!

Let the lustpocalypse, begin!
40.4%

My Little Sister Can't be this Nosy!

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's second arc in one playthrough
40.4%

Clinical Research

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's first arc in one playthrough
39.4%

For Caerulia!

We won! Take that, Gegners!
38.8%

Smooth Criminal

Defeat Varetear in campaign normal mode
38.6%

A New Challenger Appears!

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's first arc in one playthrough
38.4%

I'm sexy and I know it!

Maximize your charisma (normal mode)
37.1%

A Princess And Her People

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's first arc in one playthrough
36.1%

Squirely gains, bro!

Maximize your strength (normal mode)
35.7%

I am an intellectual — a freethinker!

Maximize your intelligence (normal mode)
35.3%

Ocarina of Love

Hey, listen! You've obtained the Ocarina of Love!
35.3%

Was that really necessary?

Use Cheer on just one monster. Talk about overkill.
35.3%

Boss Rush

Finish the whole campaign in normal mode
34.9%

Lady of the Lake: Amy

Choose Amy for Lady of the Lake
33.1%

Caerulian Nights

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's first arc in one playthrough
27.9%

Open The Gates!

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's second arc in one playthrough
27.1%

The TRUE Final boss

Find out Boss's real name
25.8%

Naughty Squire

Tsk, tsk! You made someone jealous...
23.5%

Here Comes the Money!

Spend a total of 2000 gold at Serena's Shop in one playthrough
22.7%

I Loot the Air!

You looted... absolutely nothing!
22.2%

A Mysterious Bottle

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's third arc in one playthrough
21.8%

Rehabilitation

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's second arc in one playthrough
20.6%

Speed Dating

Beat the game in three months. Whoa! That speed!
20.2%

Lady of the Lake: Beatrice

Choose Beatrice for Lady of the Lake
19.7%

Jumpin' Lady of the Lake Fish!

Obtain the rare item: Lady of the Lake Fish
19.4%

Board Games and Birthdays

Celebrate Giselle's birthday
18.9%

Tarot Reading

Trigger all of Serena's Special Scenes
18.7%

Lady of the Lake: Giselle

Choose Giselle for Lady of the Lake
18.6%

Turbulent Times

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's third arc in one playthrough
18.4%

Fertility Day Date: Amy

Take Amy on a Fertility Day date
18.3%

Lady of the Lake: Vel

Choose Vel for Lady of the Lake
18.2%

Blooming Romance

Get Amy's romance ending
17.7%

Resurrection Not Included

Obtain the rare item: Firebird Feather
17.4%

The Bane of Bandits!

Meet Varetear
17.2%

Lady of the Lake: Kamala

Choose Kamala for Lady of the Lake
17.0%

Letters from Home

Celebrate Kamala's birthday
16.5%

A Farm To Come Home To

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's fourth arc in one playthrough
15.7%

Ocarina: Amy

Give Amy the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
14.9%

Royal Treatment

Get Beatrice's romance ending
14.1%

Convalesence

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's fourth arc in one playthrough
13.8%

But At What Cost?

Obtain the rare item: Philosopher's Stone
13.7%

In This Lonely Place We Call Home

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's third arc in one playthrough
13.6%

Medical History

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's third arc in one playthrough
12.6%

A Kingdom Divided

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's fourth arc in one playthrough
12.5%

Beneath the Armor

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's second arc in one playthrough
12.4%

The Best Medicine

Get Giselle's romance ending
12.2%

A Diplomat Like Me!

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's second arc in one playthrough
11.2%

Her Priceless Gift

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's fourth arc in one playthrough
10.6%

Fertility Day Date: Giselle

Take Giselle on a Fertility Day date
10.3%

Fertility Day Date: Beatrice

Take Beatrice on a Fertility Day date
9.8%

One Step Ahead

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's third arc in one playthrough
9.5%

Love Bug

Get Vel's romance ending
9.4%

Ocarina: Giselle

Give Giselle the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
9.3%

Ocarina: Vel

Give Vel the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
9.1%

Fertility Day Date: Kamala

Take Kamala on a Fertility Day date
9.1%

Fertility Day Date: Vel

Take Vel on a Fertility Day date
8.9%

Ocarina: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
8.9%

Between Two Worlds

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's fourth arc in one playthrough
8.1%

Nice Boat

Get Kamala's romance ending
7.5%

Ocarina: Kamala

Give Kamala the legendary item, Ocarina of Love
7.2%

Noob!

Die 10 times in campaign in one playthrough
6.5%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Vel

Give Vel the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
6.1%

Let's Ditch This Party!

Celebrate Beatrice's birthday
6.0%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Amy

Give Amy the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
5.4%

Firebird Feather: Amy

Give Amy the rare item, Firebird Feather
5.0%

Firebird Feather: Giselle

Give Giselle the rare item, Firebird Feather
4.3%

Philosopher Stone: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the rare item, Philosopher Stone
4.1%

Firebird Feather: Vel

Give Vel the rare item, Firebird Feather
4.0%

Cheers!

Celebrate Vel's birthday
4.0%

Philosopher Stone: Giselle

Give Giselle the rare item, Philosopher Stone
4.0%

Hugh Ambush!

Bros before hoes!
3.9%

Firebird Feather: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the rare item, Firebird Feather
3.8%

Philosopher Stone: Kamala

Give Kamala the rare item, Philosopher Stone
3.7%

Firebird Feather: Kamala

Give Kamala the rare item, Firebird Feather
3.6%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
3.5%

Philosopher Stone: Amy

Give Amy the rare item, Philosopher Stone
3.4%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Kamala

Give Kamala the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
3.4%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Giselle

Give Giselle the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish
3.4%

Friendship Is Magic

Get Giselle's friendship ending
3.0%

Make It Rain

Earn at least 15000 gold (net) in one playthrough from campaigning (normal mode)
2.4%

Friends In High Places

Get Beatrice's friendship ending
2.3%

Philosopher Stone: Vel

Give Vel the rare item, Philosopher Stone
2.3%

Got Milk?

Milk Bessy 100 Times
2.0%

Totally a Bad Ending

We lost the war. Well, that sucks...
1.9%

Got Your Back!

Get Vel's friendship ending
1.9%

Shadiyya

Get Kamala's friendship ending
1.8%

The Creation of Waifus

The fertility god saw his harem, and said that it was good.
1.8%

Holy Cow!

Discover Bessy's secret
1.5%

A Fool's Demise

Get Amy's bad ending
1.4%

Relapse

Get Giselle's bad ending
1.3%

Best Squire Ever

Get Hugh's bad ending
1.2%

The Hammer Falls

Get Vel's bad ending
0.8%

Very Special: Vel

Unlock all of Vel's special scenes in one playthrough
0.7%

Queen of Thorns

Get Beatrice's bad ending
0.7%

Forgive Me...

Get Kamala's bad ending
0.6%

The Dance of Three Souls

Get Kamala's special "jealousy" scene with Beatrice
0.4%

Cheers! Part 2

Get the alternate version of Vel's birthday scene
0.3%

Sister-zoned

Get Amy's friendship ending
0.1%

Click Me Baby One More Time!

Discover all hidden background animations
0.1%

Very Special: Amy

Unlock all of Amy's special scenes in one playthrough
0%

Very Special: Kamala

Unlock all of Kamala's special scenes in one playthrough
0%

Very Special: Giselle

Unlock all of Giselle's special scenes in one playthrough
0%

Very Special: Beatrice

Unlock all of Beatrice's special scenes in one playthrough
0%

Masochist

Obtain all the bad endings
0%

U Jelly?

Unlock all the jealousy scenes of all the girls