Global Gameplay Stats

Paradigm

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 18
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58.6%

Dope

You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
30.1%

F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M

You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
21.0%

Koniec

You completed Paradigm. Dope.
20.3%

Crowd Pleaser

You learned some sweet dance moves.
17.9%

High Five Me Again, Yeah

You high fived the arm one too many times.
17.3%

Succulent Space Odyseey

You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
16.2%

Toast My Buns

You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
16.1%

We Don't Go There

You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
14.4%

Quak Me Hard

You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
13.1%

Oh My What Long Arms You Have

You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
12.3%

There's No Place Like Wall

You talked to the Man in the Wall.
10.1%

Down in the Dungeon

You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
8.4%

Keeps Me Company

You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
8.4%

Qualified IT Consultant

You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
7.5%

Kvlt Grooves

You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
5.0%

Carpal Tunnel Revenue

You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
4.6%

Notavirus.exe

You installed a virus in IT.
4.5%

High Fidelity

You collected all the audio tapes.