Global Gameplay Stats

Womb Room

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 47
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28.3%

One life is enough.

Live out a single life, then quit the game.
21.7%

0% Chance

Experience death before being born.
12.8%

One Life To Live

Experience your first death outside the Womb Room
12.6%

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Live 9 lives in Womb Room
8.2%

Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?

Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.
8.0%

POG Champ!

You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!
7.8%

Poor Investment

Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.
7.6%

Hot pocket!

You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.
7.6%

Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!

You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer?
7.4%

Happy Family!

Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!
7.3%

Better Red Than Dead!

Having a soul is overrated.
7.0%

Angry Video Game Nerd

You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.
4.7%

Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams

9/11 was an inside job.
4.6%

Warm Popsicle

Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?
3.8%

Early Warning Signs

Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.
3.8%

Everybody Hurts

Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
3.8%

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?
3.7%

Massacre

Die 50 times in Womb Room
3.5%

Pet Cemetery

Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH!
3.4%

Rage Against The Machine

Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain.
3.3%

I Don’t Want To Grow Up!

Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you.
3.3%

Psychiatrist's Wet Dream

Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!
3.3%

Smells Like Teen Spirit!

Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.
2.9%

Tears From Heaven

You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes
2.8%

Darwin Award Nominee

Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd!
2.5%

Which Radical Movement is Right for You?

Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!
2.4%

Get Off My Lawn!

Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!
2.4%

Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters

Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper!
2.4%

Living Hell

Die 100 times in Womb Room
2.3%

Being an Adult is Sad Enough

Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.
2.2%

Margaritaville!

Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?
2.2%

Forever Young

Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true!
2.1%

Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed

Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?!
1.9%

Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet

Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!
1.3%

Masochist

Die 1,000 times in Womb Room
1.2%

Future Serial Killer!

You’ve always looked good in red!
1.2%

D.A.R.E

What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs.
1.2%

Pills! Pills! Pills!

Pills! Pills! Pills!
1.2%

Participant Trophy

Everyone is sooo special!
1.2%

Irresponsible Parents

You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.
1.2%

The Blood of Christ

Tastes delicious!
1.2%

But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!

Just repent on your death bed!
1.2%

Life is Meaningless

Die 10,000 times in Womb Room
1.1%

Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People

You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!
1.1%

In The Not Too Distant Future

At least you still have all those red sweaters!
1.1%

When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest

Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room
1.1%

In The Ghetto!

It’s the hard knock life!