Global Gameplay Stats

Patchman vs. Red Circles

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 20
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68.1%

Granny Apple

Grow Granny an Apple
50.7%

Sheeple Guy

Rescue a Sheeple Guy
26.1%

Sheeple Girl

Rescue a Sheeple Girl
17.0%

Green Thumb

Grow an apple without talking to Granny first
12.6%

Apple Appetite

Restore your health by eating apples (Granny's Cottage)
8.5%

Vitamin C

Show off your immunity to symbols (Fresh Fruit in the Fridge)
6.6%

Circle Boss

Defeat the Circle Boss
5.6%

Overgrowth

Kill a drone by planting a growth trap (Growth / Garage)
3.7%

Oblivion

Every machine and drone obliterated in the Circle Boss Factory
3.4%

Omnidodgient

Don't get hit by the Circle Boss
3.4%

Office Sheeple

Rescue an Office Sheeple
2.8%

Da Bear!

Get killed by bear while talking to Granny
2.8%

Beam Me Up

Get killed by a destructive beam
1.8%

Not Patchman

Beat every level on NORMAL or HARD mode
1.5%

Nya Nya!

Never get hit by a laser in the Convoluted Factory
1.5%

No Hoe Radio

Win Growth / Garage without a hoe
1.5%

Lemming

Lead a Sheeple off a cliff
1.2%

Minimalist

Power down the Convoluted Factory without taking any tools or seeds from the shack
1.2%

Haha Wet Shoes

Dunk a Sheeple Tot in a river
0.9%

Sneaky Sneak

Never seen once during A Destructive Beam In Town