Global Gameplay Stats

BoneTown

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 100
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89.2%

Wet Your Whistle

Complete the Tutorial.
82.0%

Icebreaker

Mack 10 chicks.
72.7%

The Over Compensator

Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
69.1%

Your Inner Feminine

Get with 10 chicks.
63.0%

Repent Ye Sinner

Get turned down by 10 chicks.
57.9%

The Pleaser

Get 10 girls off.
56.3%

Ton of Fun

Get with 10 big girls.
53.6%

She Ain't Got No Teeth

Beat Chapter 1.
51.7%

The Bone

Get with 10 Girls normally.
43.2%

Earned Your Hat

Get 10 hummers.
35.4%

H is for Hebrew

Beat Chapter 2.
33.3%

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
31.0%

Identity Theft

Steal the identity of 10 guys.
29.0%

King of the Carrot

Beat Chapter 3.
28.5%

Good Samaritan

Get 10 girls off multiple times.
27.7%

Gift of Gab

Mack 100 chicks.
27.5%

Gettin' Itchy

Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
24.5%

Old Family Secret

Beat Chapter 4.
20.6%

Hammer Time

Get with girls from behind 10 times.
20.5%

One Toke Over the Line

Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
20.3%

First Squirt Award

Beat Chapter 5.
18.9%

Hit and Run

Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
18.7%

Havajo Hero

Beat Chapter 6.
17.2%

Swipe That V Card

Beat Chapter 7.
16.5%

Case Meister

Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
16.3%

Aged 18 (at Least)

Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
16.1%

Box Hunter

Get with 100 chicks.
15.2%

Shots Down Under

Beat Chapter 8.
13.9%

Box Master

Get 100 girls off.
12.4%

Big Game Hunter

Get with 10 hot chicks.
12.3%

Slight Addiction

Play the game for 10 Hours.
11.6%

T & A Trifecta

Beat Chapter 9.
9.9%

A Fungus Among Us

Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
9.5%

Holy of Holies

Beat Chapter 10.
7.7%

17 Will Get You 20

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
7.7%

Beer Goggle Champion

Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.
7.5%

Candy Ass

Get knocked out 10 times.
7.0%

The Drop Slot

Get with 100 Girls normally.
5.6%

Not with a Ten Foot Pole

Get turned down by 100 chicks.
5.4%

El Penetrator

Defeat Ron Jeremy
4.2%

Total Domination

Defeat the Man.
3.7%

Pound for Pound

Get with 100 big girls.
3.2%

FAT32 Reformat

Get with the big Robot.
3.2%

Chasing the Dragon

Play the game for 100 Hours.
3.0%

Like a Love Machine

Get 100 girls off multiple times.
3.0%

Update Your Hardware

Get with the hot Robot.
3.0%

Full Bone Addiction

Play the game for 1000 Hours.
2.8%

The Total Dick

Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
2.8%

Better Red Than Dead

Get with the Devil's mistress.
2.7%

Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque

Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
2.6%

Skull Collector

Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.
2.6%

Pint Sized Pounder

Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.
2.2%

Predator Status

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
1.9%

Aqua Lung

Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
1.8%

Fill 'Er Up Award

Get 100 hummers.
1.8%

Butt Brawler

Get with girls from behind 100 times.
1.7%

Hittin' the Street

Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
1.2%

King of Annals

Get first place in the Butt Brawl.
1.0%

Frogger

Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
0.9%

Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus

Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
0.9%

Self-Service Award

Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
0.9%

The Panzy

Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.
0.8%

Rubbin' Hood

Get with one of Hod's chicks.
0.8%

Hook Line and Stinker

Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.
0.7%

A Whale of a Tail

Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.
0.6%

Locked n' Loaded

Steal the identity of 100 guys.
0.6%

Like Fish in a Barrel

Get with 100 hot chicks.
0.5%

Lord of Buds

Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
0.5%

Death Rock

Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
0.5%

The Babe Detector

Mack 1000 chicks.
0.4%

The Bearded Clam

Get 1000 girls off.
0.4%

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Get with 1000 chicks.
0.4%

Careful, You'll Go Blind

Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
0.3%

Forty with Good Behavior

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
0.3%

You See the Size of the Chicken?

Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
0.3%

100% Proof Flaccid

Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
0.3%

Home of the Monster Mushroom

Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
0.3%

The Mad Capper

Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.
0.3%

King o' the Keg

Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
0.2%

A Bottle Is Your Only Friend

Get turned down by 1000 Girls
0.2%

Pimp Status

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
0.2%

Lickin' for a Prince

Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
0.2%

Watch Out on the Way Out

Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
0.2%

Master Frog Finder

Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
0.2%

In Lovin' Memory Award

Get knocked out 100 times.
0.2%

Lord of the Vat

Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
0.2%

I'm the Juggernaught

Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
0.2%

The Burger Thing

Get with 100 hookers from behind.
0.2%

The Mick Jagger Award

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
0.2%

Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls

Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
0.2%

Life in the Pokey

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
0.2%

Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls

Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
0.2%

The Broken Wagon Wheel

Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
0.2%

Large and in Charge

Get with 1000 big girls.
0.2%

The Golden Rod

Get with 1000 Girls normally.
0.2%

Young Bunz Award

Get with 1000 hot chicks.
0.2%

Drop the Mic

Get 1000 hummers.
0.2%

Petty Woman

Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
0.2%

Bronze Harlot

Get with a hooker 100 times.
0.2%

Geriatrically Inclined

Get knocked out 1000 times.