Global Gameplay Stats

Goat Simulator: Remastered

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 42
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99.2%

Ultra Low Effort Gamer

Dust off your game library; start the game
30.7%

I am Bread

Are you bread?
27.9%

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
26.0%

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice 3 Sanctum items
18.4%

Don't Panic

srsly
18.0%

I Can't Believe That Worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick
18.0%

Try Hard

Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level
16.2%

Sallskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
15.1%

Testaholic

Complete the Test Chambers
14.0%

Goatta Catch 'Em All!

How do you catch goats?
13.3%

I'm a Dynamite

Try to blow yourself up
13.2%

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
11.9%

Cardio Kills Your Gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue
11.1%

Chief Fidget

Find all Goat Trophies on the School level
10.4%

Whiplash

Perform a drum solo
9.9%

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider
9.7%

I Freaking Love Goats

Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level
9.5%

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it
9.4%

Le Voyage dans la Lune

A trip to the Moon
8.7%

Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

Visit the Badehaus
8.2%

Survive for Your Life

Survive 10 days
8.0%

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
7.5%

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
7.1%

The Big Score

Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level
6.6%

Better Than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
6.3%

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
6.0%

Love or Hate?

Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level
5.5%

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump bouncing on each trampoline once
5.5%

Colombian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
5.4%

Bounce It!

Enable the hydraulic cars
5.4%

Hoarder

Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level
5.3%

Is That a Goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
4.8%

Use the Sword, Goat

Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat
4.4%

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
4.2%

Ready for the Grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil
4.2%

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava
4.2%

Hang Tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
4.1%

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
3.7%

Dastardly

Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive
3.7%

NERD!

Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level
3.7%

Warm Bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
3.6%

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert