Global Gameplay Stats

Chair F*cking Simulator

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 31
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98.7%

Fucked A Chair

60.8%

Window Shopper

Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
57.0%

Furniture Pervert

47.9%

Quality Assurance

Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
37.2%

A Troubling Hobby

Encounter 10 Chairs
34.8%

Catfished

31.6%

Bookworm

Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
31.4%

The Door Has Been Opened

Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
31.3%

Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate

17.1%

Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does

Encounter 20 Chairs
15.0%

Repeat Customer

13.6%

Chair Kink

Fucked over 3,000 times
13.6%

Creeper

Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
13.0%

Bedroom Eyes

Unlocked Googly Eyes
13.0%

Imposter Syndrome

Became worth an investigation
12.8%

Your Fate Is Sealed

12.2%

It's Not You... No Wait, It Is

12.1%

Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete

The chair is a foot
10.9%

Sexterfield

Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
10.2%

Eager Face

Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
7.2%

Learn How To Scream

Unlocked bonus sound mode
7.1%

I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind

7.0%

Examination

The Chorus bears witness
6.6%

Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale

Encounter 40 Chairs
6.3%

Clinical Depression

Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
5.7%

Got the Job!

Successfully impress The Chorus
5.6%

Please, What Are You Doing

5.2%

No Leg To Stand On

Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
3.0%

Stop Worrying And Love The Chair

2.8%

Abandoned By God

2.6%

No Chair Left Out

Completed with every chair color & type