Ah yes, the great potion my dad always drank before hitting my mom.

I can't believe I only now found this mod. I drank it and it deleted my save files, turned my computer into a mac, proceeded to run limbo poorly, and grew me a hipster mustache. I've accepted my fate. It was my own fault. 10/10 was hilarious.

@:thinking:
Damn, hate it when that happens

one of the effects was karen taking the kids and not bringing back :c

So I can't find the peddler, but if I ask for help it'd involve me saying what other mods I was running and it's embarassing how much dumb Nazeem ♥♥♥♥ I have

Kezero, don't question, just have fun

um i have a problem.... i gave it to serana and now shes a werewolf and shes not changing back please help

The effects of this thing are:
Your screen gets blasted somewhere, after that you character turns into a ghostly werewolf with red ghostly wolves whilst there is a mini-blizzard AND it rains rocks from the sky plus a normal rainstorm and diseases are cured plus you get random buffs.

Name it
Totally-Not-Cocaine-Infused-Potion
Stats: Totally doesn't do weird crap when you drink it

it turns you into an invisible werewolf and trains start torain from the sky

@Firenova197
Now that you mention it, I think you may have a point.

I'm pretty sure your response to cthulhu overlord's comment is everyone else's response to these mods

change it to Special Choclate Milk

Change the name to "Potion of Sheogorath".

@CTHULU OVERLORD
yknow what? sure. yeah. fine. i'll just accept it. you have fun with that. i'm so confused but yknow what thats a-ok

ACCEPT IT JUST ACCEPT ALL OF IT

YESSSSSSSS

@CTHULUA OVERLORD
what the ♥♥♥♥.

GOD ♥♥♥♥ THE LONG ASS DESCRIPTION THOUGH IM READING THIS ALL TO MY FRIEND AND I HAVE TO STOP AND THINK WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ AM I SAYING OR ASK AM I HIGH FROM THE SPEED OR HORSE TRANQUILIZERS I THINK IT MIGHT BE THE HEROINE TALKING BUT THE COKE BEEN CUSSING YOU OUT GO BEAT ITS ASS THOUGH THE COKE SAID IT WAS THE BIT OF MARY JANE THAT GOT TRAPPED IN MY BROWNIES LAST WEEK HES APPARENTLY CURSING FROM THE SEWER SYSTEM ABOUT HOW THE LEMONS RAPED HIM AS A BOY WHEN THE LEMON WAS STILL A CATHOLIC PREIST AND WAS ALLOWED AROUND LITTLE CHILDREN OH WELL TIME FOR VODKA

@Nerdy Nord
That's it, y'all. This guy wins for best comment. The only comment to make me genuinely laugh aloud, and one of the best comments I've ever received.

So lately I've been having peddlers get attacked by bandits and drink the potion in an attempt to save themselves. I saw a peddler getting assaulted, I ran right up to him, and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploded into hell itself unleashing upon the earth. He didn't even turn into a werewolf, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blew up like Supernatural smiting style. Another time I was a safe distance away when it happened, it was a lovely sunshiny day, and then suddenly: BAM torrential downpoor and the sky looks like Satan's anus. I went to the center of the storm and saw a whirling cyclone of ice and slowly walking out of it to greet me was a passive werewolf, looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ magestic as he stepped from the veil of ice. I was like "Jesus, is that you?".

I rate this mod infinite puking\10

Chocolate Milk Then ask Angela for proof

You're more of a robot than Count Duku. I know you're bluffing because it's physically impossible for you to get laid.

Chocolate Milk Hey brother,atleast i get laid and get angela sucking my ♥♥♥♥ every night hehe.Atleast am in a game unlike your pathetic life .Kek, roasted monsiuer.

Genji, What am I doing with my life? I'm not the one who spends their life spamming "I need healing!" ;) [But really though, if we're being honest, I have no idea lmao]

the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing with your life ?

I'm looking in the CK at the potion and here's what I see under the effects.

Cure Disease
Candlelight
Beast Form
Armor-Oak
Modify Conjuration
Call Storm
Fortify Destruction: DestructionPowerMod
Circle of Vitality
Turn Greater Undead: Confidence
Regenerate Magicka: MagickaRateMult
Storm Call Effect AlduinDeath
Oppressive Cloud: Stamina
Shockwave
Fortify Marksman: MarksmanPowerMod
Restore Stamina: Stamina
Slow: SpeedMult
Beloved-Master Of The Mind: Aggression
Blizzard Hazard 20
Ghostveil
Fortify One-handed: OneHandedPowerMod
My test effect for Self Effects: Health
Storm Call Fire Effect Self 3
Beast Form
Summon Wolves 1

Dat Doggoboi you can probably just unsuscribe and it should work and if it does not the yes. or you also probably just uncheck it in the mods section of the launcher

np

Pyroish, the thread for this mod has been posted on your forums. Again, really sorry for the delay.

Oh my goodness, Pyroish. I'm honestly so sorry. I completely forgot. Really, I'm super sorry. I'll try to do it today.

@Chocolate Milk So when are you uploading your mod to my modding forums at http://gamevoxmods.proboards.com/ ? I first asked this back in november last year

it's skooma, mead, coffee. and i'm pretty sure phycho from fallout made its way in too, somehow.

Okay so it was already at the top of the list, but I went ahead and redownloaded it and put it back at the top and that fixed it. Was probably a bug that came as a result of installing other mods or something

cool glad you enjoyed it and I'm gonna try moving the horse mod to the top of the mod-load list. I'll tell you if that fixes it.

thanks, Vexsten! I checked out some of your videos, I really liked em. I loved your crystal longbows video personally. and yeah, the horse mod can sometimes be weird like that--but i guess that's to be expected from a mod with "really f*cking weird" in its name

you seem like a rad dude, telling people to look at actually good mods lol. Also I've used all of your mods in videos of mine, just so you know. Or at least all of them but this one because I just found this. And also the horse one because it doesn't work? I mean I got it to work once but horses have been normal since then.

Just what we need... It wasn't like a lot of us was majorly concerned what skooma was for the first time and now players themselves can whip up a nice swift drink that could have never ending side effects that can permanantly damage you as a being in Skyrim. Nice. We should know better than to accept drugs from a stranger but this is just one wild drink I have to see for myself. Bottoms up, fellow Dovahkiin!

chessecake factory

WTF

"Aww sh*t... Found another damn potion in my pocket. There goes my day..." —Alvor the blacksmith, we don't know what happened to him.

Caused my game to crash, now that's an cool effect 10/10.

i had to change names and accounts due to people at school spaming all the time

it will always be the moose man

it will always be me

tbh same frosty

im a moose...

Yeeh, I'm afraid I don't know why that is. Nobody else has had this problem, so it's fair to assume that it's an issue with your Skyrim or computer. I hope you find a solution!

I can not attack with my weapons with this mod installed...