The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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527 Comments
Wintermute Jan 5 @ 1:28pm 
Taking an arrow to the knee was a metaphor for getting married in ye olden days, and is likely where this actually clever and good guard line originated.
Frundor Oct 25, 2017 @ 4:58pm 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 Oct 14, 2017 @ 9:06pm 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
NightStar Sep 12, 2017 @ 5:54pm 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
Crazey_Davey Jul 25, 2017 @ 11:26pm 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
gang weed Dec 24, 2016 @ 2:48pm 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 Nov 26, 2016 @ 2:57pm 
its not working for me...:steamsad:
Kony Nov 18, 2016 @ 2:45pm 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBin🌹 Nov 5, 2016 @ 9:20am 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
:steamsalty:
betzchris69 Oct 29, 2016 @ 7:08pm 
nice
SystemDC Oct 17, 2016 @ 2:12am 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 Oct 15, 2016 @ 11:58pm 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
Hathwaythere Sep 28, 2016 @ 3:41am 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal Sep 27, 2016 @ 5:02pm 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d Sep 9, 2016 @ 9:24pm 
Perfección :'v
kittehoverlord Aug 31, 2016 @ 8:52pm 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute. :steamsad:
InspireSmoke13 Aug 27, 2016 @ 2:32pm 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod:steamhappy:
The BlackVision Jul 20, 2016 @ 7:43pm 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki Jun 27, 2016 @ 12:30pm 
My hero...
mintberrycrunch May 28, 2016 @ 11:41pm 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Arken May 23, 2016 @ 10:19pm 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli Mar 27, 2016 @ 8:35am 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Tri445 Mar 7, 2016 @ 2:18pm 
nice
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd Jan 22, 2016 @ 12:20pm 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Rose From Ash Jan 20, 2016 @ 8:24am 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Hathwaythere Jan 8, 2016 @ 5:30pm 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 Dec 28, 2015 @ 2:16pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
★ Fabulous ★ Dec 14, 2015 @ 7:59pm 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginøX Nov 29, 2015 @ 3:03am 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ Nov 8, 2015 @ 12:21am 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule Oct 24, 2015 @ 7:15am 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Oct 21, 2015 @ 7:46pm 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule Oct 21, 2015 @ 3:51pm 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [author] Oct 21, 2015 @ 3:48pm 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule Oct 21, 2015 @ 3:46pm 
DG compatible?
Bison Zabi Sep 21, 2015 @ 4:51pm 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles Sep 20, 2015 @ 7:05am 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King Sep 9, 2015 @ 9:51am 
This is hilarious.
Yeagen Sep 1, 2015 @ 10:14pm 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx Aug 30, 2015 @ 5:22pm 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Tiny Tina Aug 30, 2015 @ 6:04am 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:56pm 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan Aug 11, 2015 @ 10:10pm 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie Aug 9, 2015 @ 2:56pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal Aug 9, 2015 @ 1:05pm 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle Jul 23, 2015 @ 1:01pm 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty :tgrin:
Sundiata Keita Jul 18, 2015 @ 10:11am 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl Jul 6, 2015 @ 6:45am 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 Jun 30, 2015 @ 2:14pm 
BEST MOD EVER!