The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
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527 opmerkingen
Wintermute 5 jan om 13:28 
Taking an arrow to the knee was a metaphor for getting married in ye olden days, and is likely where this actually clever and good guard line originated.
Frundor 25 okt 2017 om 16:58 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 14 okt 2017 om 21:06 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
NightStar 12 sep 2017 om 17:54 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
Crazey_Davey 25 jul 2017 om 23:26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24 dec 2016 om 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26 nov 2016 om 14:57 
its not working for me...:steamsad:
Kony 18 nov 2016 om 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
TheDevBin 5 nov 2016 om 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
:steamsalty:
betzchris69 29 okt 2016 om 19:08 
nice
SpadeHelm 17 okt 2016 om 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15 okt 2016 om 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
Hathwaythere 28 sep 2016 om 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
SteveLikesMetal 27 sep 2016 om 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
nacho_23d 9 sep 2016 om 21:24 
Perfección :'v
kittehoverlord 31 aug 2016 om 20:52 
I thought I had this installed, so when I heard the guard at the Whiterun gate tell about his ``used to be adventuring'', I stopped and stared at the sky for almost a minute. :steamsad:
InspireSmoke13 27 aug 2016 om 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod:steamhappy:
The BlackVision 20 jul 2016 om 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27 jun 2016 om 12:30 
My hero...
Papyrus 28 mei 2016 om 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Arken 23 mei 2016 om 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
jeanniecanelli 27 mrt 2016 om 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
Tri445 7 mrt 2016 om 14:18 
nice
Senpai-chan~ 20 feb 2016 om 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22 jan 2016 om 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Rose From Ash 20 jan 2016 om 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Hathwaythere 8 jan 2016 om 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
zackhart460 28 dec 2015 om 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
★ Fabulous ★ 14 dec 2015 om 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
AnginøX 29 nov 2015 om 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED Floyd /(Weber)\ 8 nov 2015 om 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule 24 okt 2015 om 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 21 okt 2015 om 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule 21 okt 2015 om 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [auteur] 21 okt 2015 om 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule 21 okt 2015 om 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison "Jobhan's Nightmare" Zabi 21 sep 2015 om 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Lucky Doodles 20 sep 2015 om 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9 sep 2015 om 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Yeagen 1 sep 2015 om 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
RutilusFalx 30 aug 2015 om 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Princess =♥= 30 aug 2015 om 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24 aug 2015 om 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
Ryan 11 aug 2015 om 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
normie 9 aug 2015 om 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9 aug 2015 om 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23 jul 2015 om 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty :tgrin:
Sundiata Keita 18 jul 2015 om 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6 jul 2015 om 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
jkatwood117 30 jun 2015 om 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!