Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

How to rebel in Jailbreak
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Ok before we begin, this guide is most likely ineffective. I am one of the most, if not the worst, Jailbreak rebels of all time. So dont expect to become ♥♥♥♥ing DayV after reading through it.
Step 1: What you will need!
If you made it this far, then may god have mercy on your soul because i am about to give you your first bit of VITAL information. I hope you enjoy lists.

What you will need:
-A good mental layout of the map
-To understand the warden/gaurds routine
-To be able to get atleast 1 kill in a normal game of tf2
-No self esteem
-A computer capable of playing the game "Team Fortress 2" or any other platform games for the Jailbreak mod

You will also need the 3 B's!
-Backstabbing Experience
-♥♥♥♥♥ing Speed/Stealth
-♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ knowledge of how to get crits

Ok If you are still reading, congratulations, you made it through step one!
Step 2: How to start!
Ok, so me personally, I would go as soon as cell doors open. But Im a bloody moron, so dont do that unless the gaurds are absolute crap. Instead, wait a while, go along with the crowd of the LR hungries and then when you can get away easily (over a wall or through another hallway) do it, even if the gaurds will see you, make sure they are far enough away from you so that you have enough time to run.


There are a number of outcomes to doing this:

2- You escape at first, only to be scattergunned to death by that scout without a mic.
3- You escape and the gaurds dont notice, until that ♥♥♥♥ with a mic decides to call you out.
4- You escape and everything goes as planned.

Step 3: The tricky bit!
Ok so If everything went as planned, you have the element of suprise, use it wisely and quickly, they will notice soon. Or abuse your time and hide until the gaurds come to you (Better you do this as spy so you can use the first B). If you dont have the element of suprise and have been ratted out by the ♥♥♥♥, dont worry... yet? Ok NOW YOU CAN PANIC. CHECK AROUND FOR ANY GAURDS? Are they not here yet? RUN, HIDE, CRY, WAIT. Ok so if you have chosen to hunt down the gaurds, you should ambush them, stalk them to a minigame, wait for one of them to exit ALONE and sneak behind him and backstab him, or kill him with whatever weapons you have. After you do this, RUN, HIDE, CRY, WAIT, repeat.

Good Luck! :-)

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7 条留言
sca-red 7月29日上午5:18 
u inspired me to make a better guide for rebelling on jb
Harry Dresden 4月14日下午4:46 
instructions unclear, died to F2P w+m1 phlog pyro on blu with no mic.
Enjoyker 1月26日上午7:33 
¯\_ツ_/¯OhYeahYeah¯\_ツ_/¯ 2017年1月2日上午3:39 
Thanks man. After reading this I was able to do this :aapistol::SoraSmile::WoundedMe:
Shady The First 2015年7月26日下午12:29 
Ferris Bueller reference at the end. 11/10 ~IGN
snake 2015年7月26日上午10:30 
beacheslovesosa 2015年7月26日上午10:29 
Beautiful Guide