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18.4.2012 klo 5.55
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Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee

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Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don't care (and then getting arrested)?

Well NO LONGER!

The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!


This mod is also available on the the Skyrim Nexus:
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/15428


And, by popular demand, Sheogorath and Alduin now have gripes of their own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Dragon Punishment for Cloud District Quips
These mods are all compatible.


Check out my other mods!
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers + Droppable
Dragon Priest Mask Quest Markers[www.nexusmods.com]
East Empire Pendant Quest Markers[www.nexusmods.com]
Quickstart
Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Dragon Punishment for Cloud District Quips
Instant Mining
Vampire Lord Light


Thank you to those who have featured this mod on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6Jvdl_C2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgG2VPcObw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUJ902qKvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhVrtPlpHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4lX8BrpCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpmtgixMbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE
And, finally, I am honoured to be part of PC Gamer's hilarious 240-random-mods playthrough:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/13/skyrim-week-of-madness-day-4-yet-there-is-method-in-it-and-also-cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esAw-rrpUc#!
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5.1.2017 klo 9.56
"Some gate guard you are!"
PapiwA
523 kommenttia
Wintermute 5.1.2018 klo 13.28 
Taking an arrow to the knee was a metaphor for getting married in ye olden days, and is likely where this actually clever and good guard line originated.
Frundor 25.10.2017 klo 16.58 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 14.10.2017 klo 21.06 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
Ariksbane 12.9.2017 klo 17.54 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
CrazeyDaisy 25.7.2017 klo 23.26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24.12.2016 klo 14.48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
chickencow343 26.11.2016 klo 14.57 
its not working for me...:steamsad:
DOOM 18.11.2016 klo 14.45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
Devman 5.11.2016 klo 9.20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
:steamsalty:
betzchris69 29.10.2016 klo 19.08 
nice