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Arena Of Balls Kicking
 
 
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Platforms: PC
Languages: English, French, German, Russian
Players: Single-player, Co-op
Posted
May 22, 2017 @ 5:02am
Description
Arena Of Balls Kicking
Игра о тяжелой жизни...

(Внимание! Эта игра - шутка, не нужно относиться к ней серьезно. Также, в конечном результате разработки игра может сильно изменится визуально и технически).

Мы играем за паренька у которого рак яичек, знакомьтесь - Дик Диккинс, обычный офисный планктон, ничем не отличается от других, таких же серых людей. Однажды Дик находит объявление "Проводим бои, кхм, но они необычные, если тебе интересно иди в...", главный герой нуждается в деньгах и приходит на этот поединок, в дальнейшем оказывается, что эти бои придумал какой-то чокнутый на голову псих, в этих сражениях противники бьют друг друга по яйцам, самые стойкие яйца получат крупную сумму денег. Дик решается вступить в этот клуб, помоги ему, отбей стальные яйца плохим парням и уйди с деньгами.

-12 совершенно разных оппонентов у каждого уникальные способности.
-3 разнообразных режима игры.
-Более 20 достижений.
-Великолепная музыка с нотками безумия.
-Большое разнообразие, шапок и эффектов.
-Веселье на один вечер.

Arena Of Balls Kicking
This game is about the hard life

(Attention! This game - a joke, do not need to treat it seriously. Also, the end result is the development of the game can change very much visually and technically).

We play for the guy who has testicular cancer. Meet - Dik Dickins, the usual office monkey, he's not different from other same gray people. Once Dik found advert "Setting up fights, but they are unusual, if you're interested in go ... the main character needs money and he came to this fight, later it turns out that these fights came up with some crazy psycho, in these battles opponents beat each other in the balls. Most persistent balls receive a large sum of money. Dik decided to join this club, help him beat the bad guys steel balls and get away with the money

-12 absolutely different opponents, each unique abilities.
-3 different game modes.
-More than 20 achievements.
-Great music with a touch of madness.
-A large variety of caps and effects.
-Fun for one night.

Developer's mail - PetrushkinLeet@gmail.com
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19 Comments
TheKingOfWalmart Jun 12, 2017 @ 10:42am 
oh yes:sans:
Leko May 26, 2017 @ 1:43pm 
Pretty sure your target audience isn't old enough to use Steam.
Lfey May 25, 2017 @ 12:36am 
ахахах прикольно)0)):sans:
Badnik96 May 24, 2017 @ 9:53pm 
fun idea, go put your joke game on newgrounds or something where it can be taken as the joke it is instead of clogging up the steam marketplace

thanks
Comrade Major May 24, 2017 @ 8:21am 
I think that some comments was deleted.
Including mine.
Thanks God you can't delete downvotes
cismich May 24, 2017 @ 3:09am 
what ? (no)
Marfung May 23, 2017 @ 3:21am 
It didn't get Greenlit last time. Did you ever think to stop and ask yourself why?
Drum Dad May 23, 2017 @ 1:09am 
Tfw you have nothing better to do than resubmit a trash game.
skull_trumpet.gif May 22, 2017 @ 11:28pm 
stop resubmitting this trash
Karl Pilkington May 22, 2017 @ 4:19pm 
this is like, the 4th time now.