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Helen Keller Simulator
Platforms: PC
Languages: English
Players: Single-player
May 9, 2017 @ 7:35pm
May 11, 2017 @ 9:35pm
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Steam Direct
Wow. Just Wow.
Release date: Once you get it greenlit, ya marshmallow brain.
How do I justify paying 1 whole dollar for this?


Experience the greatest Helen Keller Simulation in existence.
Because it's the only one.
But thats not the point.

I'll be honest:
I can't.

I wouldn't buy it either.

Buy now on
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Oliver May 11, 2017 @ 9:58pm 
@Person Personman Only if you delete that comment, then I will delete the comment I made But if you delete the comment saying that I need to delete mine but then their wont be a comment telling me to delete mine. :tfs_harold::dunnomm3:
Persons Personmans  [author] May 11, 2017 @ 9:34pm 
@RoBro_Man🤖 delete that
Lecic May 11, 2017 @ 7:53pm 
This is the new terrible gift game. Step aside, Bad Rats. I hope this gets on the main store.
ghostlantern May 10, 2017 @ 9:52pm 
lol wtf. If you like to throw money around on stuff like this can you swing a few bucks my way? ;)))))))))))))))))))))
Oliver May 10, 2017 @ 8:19pm 
Delete this :steamfacepalm::gun_noir:
mackleman May 10, 2017 @ 8:07pm 
It's not like... Braille... is a thing... and it's not like Hellen Keller grew up to be a highly successful disability rights activist and, you know, wrote a book and gave speeches having taught herself how to speak while completely deaf... worse than poor taste.
Dracologist May 10, 2017 @ 6:35pm 
please remove yourself from the premises...
ArachnoVolt May 10, 2017 @ 12:18pm 
I have a quick question. Why do people like you think it's a good idea to waste $100 on uploading joke submissions to Greenlight? Seriously. I want to know. As a guy who loves messing with people, I like jokes and good humor. But this just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
ShadowsFate May 10, 2017 @ 9:56am 
I just want everyone to know, being from Virginia... We do not claim this child as a citizen of the State and if we did it was by mistake... Further more, I would like to say the state does not represent what this kid does.
Fear dot Com May 10, 2017 @ 7:44am 
Well, it's clever in a smart-ass kind of way. But it still sucks!