All monstermon cards

Here is all the monstermon cards, with tips on how to get them.

NOTE this is not a guide on the quests, I highly ask that you beat all the quests before checking here.

Read a different guide if you want to know the quest rules.

Cards 1-5

Card 1. Cactus Outlaw.

Bring a dollar to school. Buy the cigs from Monty. Give them to buggs for this card.

Card 2. Freezeguy Jim

the simple way to do this is to go to nugget and ask about billy, and keep asking until you are sent to the office. say "i guess i am" and get the pills. give the pill to the teacher, and this card is in the cubby, which you can grab because the teacher doesn't care anymore.

Card 3. Martian Orbman.

this one is a bit of a bugger. do the teacher quest as normal (see another guide for instructions) except don't buy the yoyo. by morning you should talk to jerome after the teacher asks about the hall pass.
tell the teacher, she will let you look in the cubbies. grab the knife. now buy the yoyo and continue on quest.
by lunch, you need the antidote for the poisen. instead of giving buggs the nugget, stab him. get the antidote, go get monty eliminated. get outside and go to where buggs crawled. in the tile, there is the card.

Card 4. King Tower Beetle.

now to do this, do the exact same as card 2, but grab the magnifying glass. give to Nugget for the card.

Card 5. Shroom Turtle

Now for this, give buggs either the breathalizer or flask from playing with cindy's quest.

Cards 6-10.

Card 6. Giraffe Serpent.

Start cindys quest, and then get the gum. Ask Nugget about Billy until being sent to office. say "i guess i am". Put gum in Lilly's hair. play house with Cindy. when asked about the baby, say abort it and give her a pill. You will get the Card.

Card 7. Litterally Grass

Go through day normally, or grab other cards. At recess, go behind the playground and grab this card.

Card 8. Oh Faka Tornado.

You need a dollar by lunch (ez)
this one is quite a bit fun. do Cindy's quest as normal, but instead of getting a bucket of blood, get the note from the box by the bottom. during recess show the note to Cindy, then Monty, then Cindy. Watch and see what happens :)

Card 9. Really Bright Star

Do Cindy's quest as normal, but instead of dumping the blood on Lilly, dump it on Cindy.

Card 10. Doom Jelly.

Do not talk to Cindy until lunch. she will ask you to put gum in Lilly's hair. but she should run out at this time, right? well, talk to monty, then the janitor and inform him that he spelled it wrong. get the glasses, give them to lunch lady, then go out the door and put the gum in Lilly's hair. go back to Cindy to get your card.

Cards 11-15

Card 11. Tornado Fly.

Easy way to do this is do Jerome's quest, but use the screwdriver on the airvent outside the closet to get the card.

Card 12. Wizard Worm

befriend Nugget. go into the Nugget Cave during recess and the card should be by the wall.

Card 13. Cyclops Duckling

During recess, talk to jerome about the riddle. hint its yellow yellow blue blue red yellow blue. do that on the ducks

Card 14. Sneaky Snake

do any of the ways to get into the janitor's closet, and grab the card in the box.

Card 15. Oglebump Golem.

During lunch, this card is under Nugget's table.

Cards 16-20.

Card 16. Eye of the Buttholder.

Ask to use the restroom during morning time. With this, check all the stalls and tell the janitor to clean up the one stall. check the box in the middle for this card.

Card 17. Man with long arm

Do Jerome's quest, but instead of going to the closet, go to the bathroom and talk to the janitor until he ask's about a pass. show him the master pass, and say that you only wanted the pass not to help Jerome and you will get the card.

i typed all the choices you need

whats in those bags
those bags
it's bleeding
how did that judgement get passed down
riveting
i'm curious
ok for me to see bloody bag?
a nickle wont cut it.
threaten to tell
applegate is expecting me
show pass
thats right
i dont care
cool



Card 18. Evil Thwarter.

Do Cindy's quest. at lunch, when Cindy wants something vegan, ask the janitor until you bug him enough that you can have one for free and he will give you the card after you give Cindy the ball and talk to him.

Card 19. Spikey Flimflam

Bug Nugget about Billy until being sent to the office. When talking to the principal, say that you and Billy were friends, but you got into a fight over cards.

i wrote down what you need to say

who told you that
i'm not sad about billy
i'm not
me and billy were friends
got into fight
monstermon cards
yes



Card 20. Uneaten Cake

During lunch, ask for slop, throw it away, and repeat until you get the card.

Cards 21-25

Card 21. Holy Knight

this one is easy if you know what to do. The easiest way is to bring 3 dollars to school, buy yoyo, do Jerome's quest but grab the 5$ in the box. when the bell rings, leave and at lunch sell the pass to Monty for 5$. Just use some actions during lunch and you will get 12.50, which is how much you buy it from Monty at recess at.

Card 22. Faptain Calcon

You need the lunch pass from the teachers quest. just use it when it says it's lunch time.

Card 23. Wall of Castle

to do this, get sent to the principal's office, and then check the trash can in the corner.

Card 24. Magical Airship

buy the silly meal from Monty at lunch for 2.50. show it at show and tell and you will get the card.

Card 25. (our lord and savior) Blue Eyes Gold Dragon

Beat Lilly's quest.

[natashake91]

helllllp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[amphetamachine]

Evidently with the Giraffe Serpent card, the developers changed it to not reference abortion. Lame.

What you have to do to get it is play house with Cindy, then when the unborn child comes up, tell her to put it up for adoption . She will say there's paperwork and asks for something to take the edge off. At that point only you can give her a pill.

You can use EITHER the single pill item from Nugget, OR the bottle of pills from the principal.

When playing house:
- Yes dear.
- No honey, I'm just tired
- I told you I'm FINE!
- Unborn child?
- We can work through this.
- Yes I do.
- Put it up for adoption.

Getting the single pill item from Nugget:
- Ask him what happened to Billy
- use the "speaking normally" option
- "What's in those pills?"
- "The principal gave you pills?"

Note: You can also get the Shroom Turtle card during this run; take the flask Cindy gives you and give it to Bugs during recess.

[Aymane]

"see another guide for instructions" best guide ever

[Echo_Hotel]

Frigging Nintendo forcing dialog changes, I can shank Buggs in the face but talking about Plan-B is forbidden...

[mommy]

thanks

[TaffyMichele]

@AlexxVr after you get the $5 from the janitors closet, if you go to the bathroom and do the conversation tree to get the chocolate for a nickel at lunch, once you sell the chocolate and hall pass that'll give you $10 and give you plenty of money by the time you buy the monstermon card

[TaffyMichele]

@Stars and anyone else that needs it, for card 6 do the same steps but select to put the baby up for adoption, then you'll give Cindy a pill to help with her post-paperwork headache

[Alexx]

i cant get the holy knight one its saying its $15 now how do i make that much i've tried many ways all failed :(

[vella]

used this as a reference in my guide! hope that's okay! great guide. (:

[Starz]

How do you get Giraffe Serpent (#6) with the new update that removes the "Abort it" dialogue option?