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Yesterday, terrorized patrons of the Teufort Nuclear Ordnance Museum reported that a one-eyed man has made off with a few of the museum's exhibits. Chief among these items is a dangerously irradiated ukulele recovered from the site of a nuclear detonation, and a weapon designed to launch small nuclear explosives.

The curator of TNOM, one Dr. Vandall Smoot, attempted to stop the thief, but was incapacitated by the obscenely large wad of cash the perpetrator thrust into his hands.

The strange, be-eyepatched individual is still at large, but Teufort police have indicated that there is nothing to worry about.
"It's probably something to do with those happenings at the old gravel pit, I'll wager," a spokesman for the police said. "I wouldn't pay it no nevermind."
Items (4)
The Bikini Bomber
Created by <<GT500>> JZeeba
This sleek, stylish weapon of mass destruction can comfortably seat six (tactical nuclear warheads).

* Team-Colored
* 3 LODs

Q. What's with that name?
Created by <<GT500>> JZeeba
Soon to be burning up the charts/opponent's vital tissues.

* 2 LODs
* Glowing interior (self illum)...
Strategic Stockpile (resubmitted)
Created by <<GT500>> JZeeba
* 2 LODs
* Team-Colored

(Resubmitted with the Item Importer tool)...
The Foam-Rubber Fallout (resubmitted)
Created by <<GT500>> JZeeba
EDIT: It seems this item has been getting some visitors lately. This is an old submission (2012). I agree it looks too much like the Manhattan Project now. However, keep in mind this was submitted 2 years before the Manhattan Project :)

* 2 LODs...