Mr. Massagy

Mr. Massagy

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3 Stars With Every Girl
By Lord Bork
How to gain a 3 star rating with each and every girl on Linger.
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3 Star Rating Walkthroughs:
These are simply the methods I used to gain 3 star ratings, their may be other ways but following this guide should help you gain the achievements you have left to gain.

Rial
  • Sooo... You were stalking me outside the window?
  • Not at all, I do that all the time
  • What kind of game?
  • Dare!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight?

Nicole
(Props to XJ9 for this one, I couldn't figure it out for the life of me.)
  • HOLY CRAP! A TALKING WEREWOLF!! AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!
  • Sorry, this is the first time I see such a cute werewolf.
  • Really? What has been your worst date so far?
  • Oh, I'd never blow it like that. I have no ducks left to give.
  • Interesting. So do you live around here too?
  • WHAT! A cave?! Hey babe, if it's cool with you, it's cool with me.

Martha
  • Hello.
  • Nice place you have there.
  • Oh? What do you do for a living?
  • Bullsh*t!
  • Well, I wanna explore your East Coast.
  • I don't have money... But I have organic gasoline to go all night.

Sarah
  • To lose my virginity.
  • How about I get you a mojito? It's on me.
  • Unprotected sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
  • The Sultry Saddle!
  • It depends on the temperature.
  • Yeah, my name's Johnny.
  • HA! What are you, a cop?
  • I am the employee of the month, every month!
  • I am just the best... in more ways than one.
  • I know what's the capital of Costa Rica.
  • Well... Don't mean to brag, but I'm a world champion dancer.

Mayo
  • F*ck...
  • Anything will do, I am unusually thirsty.
  • Sure I will, I'm a great listener.
  • What's wrong with your dad? You seem like a... tasteful person.
  • Like hardcore-metal-rock-star?
  • (Smile and let out a silent fart)
  • It reminds me... I was bullied for being skinny...
  • Wow, a mime?! That's awesome!
  • And in my dreams I've kissed your lid, a thousand times...
  • Hello?
  • You're all I've ever wanted! And my pecs are open wide.
  • I love you!

Janein
  • Uhh... hey... Where are we?
  • It's kind of dark...
  • Your place is exquisite, madame!
  • Y'know, this IS a lovely night. I feel cozy in here.
  • Wait what? Why would you need my jeans?
  • I guess it IS kinda silly if you put it that way.
  • Well... I've kinda always wanted to do it in an airplane.
  • I uh... Why do you want to have kids so badly?
  • No, no! Your beauty is... out of this world...
  • But... Babies... Why tho?
  • Dang, I'm moved. Let me help you out.

Dorothy
  • Uh...
  • So, you come like... from a farm?
  • Well, what do you do best?
  • Oh, I dunno... But I have all day to find out!
  • You know what? I want to take you out on a picnic! You are lovely!
  • Right! Sorry for changing the topic: what do you have in mind for a job?
  • Well... You certainly have the body to model!

Anne
  • Hi! I see you're... glowing.
  • *A chill runs down your spine*
  • *Slowly reach for the cross around your neck*
  • You mean haunted asides from you?
  • So... Why DID people stop coming here?
  • Jinkies, what a mystery! Let's get to the bottom of this!
  • Let's start with what you remember last.
  • *Finger snap* You died while surfing!
  • Aha! So many barnacles! It's been here for years!
  • You have no visible scars...
  • Eureka! You crashed in the spiky rocks and drowned!
  • Word.

Papu Aiye
  • Sometimes I feel you are the only one that understands me, Papu-Aiye.
  • Yeah, that's why I made you this Linger profile, just for you Papu!
  • Ha ha! I know! I am your only date so far!
  • Sure! I want that too, Papu-Aiye! Let's start this as a REAL date!!
  • Ahem! Ahem!...
  • Hi Papu-Aiye, my name is Johnny! Nice to meet you!
  • Oh, so you ARE a sailor!? How awesome is that!!
  • Hahahah!! Totally! - Oh Papu-Chan, you're so funny!
  • I like the way you look at my pecs! Eyes totally down there, babe!
  • Sure, I'll get a beer for you!
  • Well excuuuuse me for not being rich!
  • Why do we do this to each other?!
  • You know how I feel about you right? I love you!
  • Thanks, Papu-Aiye. I needed to hear that.
  • I love you too girl!! After all, I only ever wanted to have a family with you!
  • Oh... I didn't know you wanted to pursue your career first...
  • Of course! I DO want you to have a diploma!
  • You... you wouldn't leave me for another guy would you?
  • Oh of course not! I fully trust you!
  • It's just that... you know, about children...
  • It... it's okay. I didn't want to have kids anyway...
  • Yeah, who needs brats running around, amirite?
  • Right! We'll just practice baby-making then!

Navia
  • Yeah, I'm Johnny.
  • I wanna talk about... the weather!
  • Yesterday the weather really made my day!
  • Yellow Oaks! The one and only place to find your middle-self!
  • Oh umm ummmmm. I, like, just have map app in my phone...
  • Guuuurl... I have YOU on my mind!
  • You're doing something with... an object that doesn't fit you. *wink*
  • Grrrawr! Awooooo!! *pant* *pant* *pant*
  • Woah whoa, WHOA! You are ONLY 3018?!
  • W-wait! I'm going to be your very first?
  • You know what? I believe you! I will show how cucumber can I be!!
  • Sure! I don't see how this can be bad in any way!
13 Comments
DeathHero® Jul 14, 2023 @ 11:36am 
THX :cupup:
BigIronDoor Nov 3, 2021 @ 3:06pm 
For those looking for 3-stars with SONIA, I got it with:

- Heyyyy…
- I’m so confused right now.
- (Tell her the ultimate knock-knock joke)
- Knock-knock.
- :^)
- Mikey.
- Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole. Open up and I’ll kiss you.
- Dating is an ART! I am Mr. Massagy!
- Hold up! Why do you want to close the game?!!
- Dang, little lady! I wanna byte your .lib.
- Pshaw! I’m a bug that can’t be fixed, hot stuff.
- Wanna be my private variable? So that only I can access you.
- You look like an exception I would want to try and catch.
- Cream 3.141592…
- Uh… See anything unusual?
- Whoa… let’s take it easy, ok?
- … … Kinky!
Auccoon Oct 20, 2020 @ 11:47am 
what about sonia
TWT | TheWhiteTiger May 22, 2020 @ 4:04pm 
yeah sorry. since nobody had pontied it out i just wanted to say. :bbtcat:
Lord Bork  [author] May 22, 2020 @ 3:45pm 
@TheWhiteTiger: This guide was last edited in 2017 mate. They've had a few updates since then. I'll update the guide at some point when I can be bothered to replay the game.
TWT | TheWhiteTiger May 22, 2020 @ 3:12pm 
? this aint all girl you are missing cake chan ?
Mousekateer627 Sep 27, 2019 @ 6:15am 
hey does anyone know how i can get the dlcs?
Jaketwo May 28, 2018 @ 5:43pm 
The choices for 3 stars on the new Cake-chan character are:

-Is today my birthday?
-Oh yeah I'm cool with it no biggie
-Girl, I wanna have you as my lemon pie
-What I like to imagine right now, is what they can do.
-*Listen quietly and drown your fear*
-I want to be straightforward... later tonight
-Hoooow?
-Are you trying to sell me Birdcakes? The new game from Green Lava?
-My... Coolness... Has.. Abandoned me...
-*Add this to the ever-growing list of weird shit you're suddenly into*

If you want to add it to the guide.
Elvira1023 Jun 25, 2017 @ 5:21pm 
This was so helpful thank you and I agree with Softlock, if you could that would be awesome :divineheart:
GrowingLemon Apr 7, 2017 @ 5:18am 
GOOD JOOB~