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- Heyyyy…
- I’m so confused right now.
- (Tell her the ultimate knock-knock joke)
- Knock-knock.
- :^)
- Mikey.
- Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole. Open up and I’ll kiss you.
- Dating is an ART! I am Mr. Massagy!
- Hold up! Why do you want to close the game?!!
- Dang, little lady! I wanna byte your .lib.
- Pshaw! I’m a bug that can’t be fixed, hot stuff.
- Wanna be my private variable? So that only I can access you.
- You look like an exception I would want to try and catch.
- Cream 3.141592…
- Uh… See anything unusual?
- Whoa… let’s take it easy, ok?
- … … Kinky!
-Is today my birthday?
-Oh yeah I'm cool with it no biggie
-Girl, I wanna have you as my lemon pie
-What I like to imagine right now, is what they can do.
-*Listen quietly and drown your fear*
-I want to be straightforward... later tonight
-Hoooow?
-Are you trying to sell me Birdcakes? The new game from Green Lava?
-My... Coolness... Has.. Abandoned me...
-*Add this to the ever-growing list of weird shit you're suddenly into*
If you want to add it to the guide.