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Coffee Crisis
Platforms: PC, Mac, Linux
Languages: English
Nov 11, 2016 @ 4:16pm
May 4 @ 5:16pm

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Kickstarter is live, game is at 90% completion :-)
Coffee Crisis is an arcade-style beat 'em up that pays homage to the nineties era of Streets of Rage, Turtles in Time & Golden Axe.

The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our four most prized commodities: our metal music, the best coffee, cat videos, and all of the WiFi. Challenge them through unique and innovative levels inspired by real-life areas (except for the Mars stage – that's just Will's imagination), on a retro platform that needs new games like Earthlings need WiFi, the Sega Genesis. Join Black Forge Coffeehouse baristas Nick and Ashley, two galaxy gladiators called to arms to stop this madness and remove the Smurglian threat from Earth.

The Smurgliens can have the Kid Rocks, Coldplays, and Linkin Parks… but if you don’t help our heroes fend off against the alien-assimilated elderly, bros, cowgirls, and country western singers, who knows what could happen!
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My Waifu Thinks I'm Trash Mar 27, 2017 @ 12:08pm 
This game rules! The writing is hilarious and fun. Also if youre a Pittsburgher, you cant miss this one!
Blayne Jan 14, 2017 @ 1:13pm 
Is there any possibility of a review copy of this game? I could give some great feedback and an honest review with praise where its due and constructive criticism.

I feel like i need to make this clear, im not a scammer and i dont want payment to review the game, all i want is the game to review in the first place, giving me something to do is payment enough :) lol

If you are interested add me on steam or email me at
PixelPigeon Nov 27, 2016 @ 8:58pm 
cant wait to get the sega genesis cartridge for this game
Music BNK48 Nov 24, 2016 @ 7:23am 
megacatstudios  [author] Nov 22, 2016 @ 10:18am 
Thanks everyone!
BARHOS Nov 19, 2016 @ 11:18am 
Nice, upvoted :)
gomimin Nov 17, 2016 @ 3:30pm 
gomimin Nov 17, 2016 @ 3:27pm 
@Embaixador Da Bilada
Spamming to promote yourself at YT - you must be in need -really

Community Ambassador ?!? :steamfacepalm:

megacatstudios  [author] Nov 17, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
@Dragon - I think you may have missed the video - there's 40 seconds of gameplay showing different stages, enemies, etc.

Thanks everyone else!
WhataburgerPattyMelt Nov 16, 2016 @ 1:20pm 
Aliens come from outer space to steal metal and coffee? Where did you get this idea, Devin Townsend?