How to have fun playing Viper

In this guide, I will teach you how to enjoy the game as a Viper player.

You can't

No, but seriously, you can't...

I mean, look at this stupid hero:

• Only one active spell
  
• Slowing people is the only thing you can do
  
• Only one active spell
  
• It's not even hard to play, look at the bloody right clic damage, you can't miss a last hit with this thing....
  
• Only one active spell...

And by the way, have you seen how ugly the hero is?

No your dog did not just poop on you monitor, that's really how it looks like when you zoom in.

Other players will hate you

Nobody wants to play with or against a Viper player, just like Techies really.

Studies from Harvard show that you are 322% more likely to get a report if you play Viper.

That's not worth it. And if you really enjoy the cancer just commit 100% to it and pick Techies. At least Techies players are honest about who they are.

This hero will make you lose your friends and bring dishonnor on your family.

But, what if I enjoy playing this hero?

You should probably just kill yourself honestly, this life is not worth living.

Conclusion

I really hope this guide helped you to become a better player.

Stay safe, wear condoms and don't pick this filth.

[おじ｜いすとますた]

9/11 would pick again

[OBY]

It's just a hero in a video game you crybaby. Deal with it

[yellowpie]

Do u know why everyone thinks viper is cancer?
It's because every one thinks there is only one way to play him.
But if you're smart than it can be easy to have fun with the green flying ♥♥♥♥!!

[Sph]

pray for syria haha

[Imix]

Hey techies is cool, alright? viper is just a ♥♥♥♥ (literally, a flying ♥♥♥♥) at least techies has style

[Capt_Acid]

This is nothing but lies and slander. Viper is a scion of hope and decency in an otherwise bleek world.

[theLegend]

Damn, and I was going to main him too;D

[Viper]

Ahhaha u mad bro?

[venus]

dude dont be like that, we know is ulgy but he doesnt want to be like that

[76561198061161072]

hahhahahahahahahahha- dead