The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Some Really F*cking Weird Horses
Category: Joke, Races
File Size
0.001 MB
Jun 25, 2016 @ 5:01pm
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Some Really F*cking Weird Horses

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This mod is a sequel to the "Some Really F*cking Weird Chickens". The sequels are never as good as the originals, so it's not worth expecting this mod to go near as far as the Chickens mod. This mod gives all horses 10,001 health. It also makes horses freakishly large, such so that they sometimes glitch.

I'm going to be totally honest here. I did the exact same thing that I did with the Chickens mod. I screwed around with the Horses, as an entire race. I really think that was a mistake. I changed a whole ton of stuff, and there's so much stuff I changed that I wouldn't even be able to tell you what I did. I don't even know what the horses do now. Maybe the next horse you meet'll instantly kill you, I have absolutely no idea. Like, I'm pretty sure I know how much damage they deal and how much health they have, but the rest is pretty much a mystery. Literally, I don't even know why I created this mod. It's pointless! All it does is, well, not even I know! I created it while I was listening to a one-hour loop of elevator music. Do you think that's where inspiration comes from? F*cking elevator music? Use it for whatever the hell you think you can use this mod for. Want to see what happens when you ride a horse 10x your size? Fine! Be my guest. I'm just happy to get this weirdass piece out of my hands and into yours.

Just like the Chickens mod, I really want to know what the horses do. Tell me in the comments. If you get the mod, tell me. What do they do? Did anything funny happen? Did you laugh? I really want to know what I've created. Have fun figuring out what the hell I've just done.

Some Really F*cking Weird Chickens ("The Chickens Mod"):
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Chocolate Milk  [author] Sep 15, 2017 @ 5:13pm 
Lostlake Sep 15, 2017 @ 10:39am 
Choclate Milk, your description and your honesty are really funny. Thanks!
xan517 Feb 27, 2017 @ 6:18pm 
O.O at first i was joking but halfway serious. I didnt expect it. my goats will now be oversized retarded goats! :D
Chocolate Milk  [author] Feb 25, 2017 @ 11:17pm 
xan517, you've inspired me to do just that. That was a great idea, and I've now published a brand new mod: Some Really F*cking Weird Goats.
xan517 Feb 25, 2017 @ 6:15pm 
do the horse mod to goats. lol
Ksibar2605 Jan 22, 2017 @ 9:57am 
You cant even get to Helgen with this mod
Zander Jan 4, 2017 @ 5:48pm 
They fuck up the intro sequence. Add this mod after you finish Helgen.
xX-Andromediax-Xx Oct 22, 2016 @ 7:34pm 
I had never saw horses boxers, I was laughing with the video, the invincible chicken, that proves that it is easy to get wrong the kit Creation, I hope your mod will be successful ..:hat1:
deli Oct 21, 2016 @ 9:42am 
Chocolate Milk  [author] Oct 20, 2016 @ 12:46pm 
voidstryker, I'm sorry that happened. But I would like to explain that you decided to do that and I didn't encourage you to, so if you sustain any sort of damage it's hardly my fault.