How to Become Extremely Terrified of Water

What to do to make yourself want to avoid even drinking water!

The Guide:

Step One: Find harmless looking rabbitrays.

Step Two: Scan them. Read that they have POISONOUS FLESH!

Step Three: Search safe shallows caves for loot.

Step Four: Get blown up by crashes.

Step Five: Enter kelp forest.

Step Six: Immediately get eaten by stalkers.

Step Seven: Be attacked by one of those blood sucking things.

Step Eight: Go to the grassy plateau.

Step Nine: Get jumpscared by many, many sandsharks. Get eaten.

Step Ten: Be swarmed by biter fish.

Step Eleven: Ride a seamoth toward the Aurora. Get grabbed by a reaper leviathan.

Step Twelve: Go to the glowing mushrooms. Get jumpscared/killed by crabsnakes.

Step Thirteen: Never go near the ocean. Ever.

[IEATDIRT]

what about the leeches in the aurora and the sea dragon leviathans breathing lava on you

[Vivi]

What blood sucking things!?

[Vivi]

I haven't played it for ever.

[⫸Lyric Drake 591⫷]

XD all of these work but together? i might just consider uninstalling the game! maybe

[Max0]

All instrutions unclear: Forgot where my pc was and didnt get to play

[gamer guy 18]

STEP 14 HAVE A WARPER STAIR YOU DOWN THEN GET JUMPSCARED AND DIE OF A HEART ATACK

[Gentleman Heavy]

Step Thirteen: Sit on the ledge overlooking the lost river just looking into the void... until a Ghost Leviathan looks back... get eaten.

[Keladwyn Solkas]

all you need is step eleven,repete it,then step 13.

[John]

Dude this is actually so accurate.

[NamelessEmerald]

true true