The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Due to problems updating my mod I will no longer update it here if you want the latest version of my mod with fixes and new content
go to nexus here: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/57437/
or tesalliance here: http://tesalliance.org/forums/index.php?/files/file/1853-funny-wisdom-loading-screens/

THIS MOD REQUIRES DAWNGUARD,HEARTHFIRE AND DRAGONBORN DO NOT USE IT IF YOU DON'T HAVE THEM
USE MY SKYRIM ONLY REPLACER AT http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=628491641
Also Do NOT USE BOTH

For some reason Steam won't let me update the file so I made this new file it just fixes some typos and adds 100 more loadingscreens

The Original loading screens of Skyrim are great as a tutorial but for me they got a little boring after playing for a while.So I added some quotes some funny(People like:Demetri Martin,Dylan Moran,Bill Bailey,Steven Wright,Mitch Hedburg,Jack Handey ,George Carlin and a lot more)

Some by people I consider wise(people like Marcus Aurelius,Ovid,Seneca,Aristotel,Edgar Allen Poe,Winston Churchill,René Descartes and a lot more)

Examples of Funny Quotes:
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian is a funny thing to say when someone hands you their baby.

Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ball-gown.

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality.

Examples of Wise Quotes:
Convince your enemy that he will gain very little by attacking you; this will diminish his enthusiasm

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment.

To know what people really think, pay attention to what they do, rather than what they say.

CONFLICTS
This mod will conflict with any mods that alter the quotes section of Loadscreens
Any mod that alters or replaces the original Loadscreens but doesn't touch the quotes should be fine.

Mods that add loadingscreens like Lore-Based Loading Screens by Chesko or Ancient Knowledge Loadscreens by Ketaroz should work very well together

CREDITS
Well Bethseda for making sutch a great game and the authors of the quotes
None of the quotes are mine

LEGAL STUFF/DISCLAIMER
All of the quotes I've got from sites like wikiqoute and as far as I know quotes fall under "Fair use"

I also uploaded other versions on nexus http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/57437/?
I go there by the name yuredew


Enjoy!
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Jon Rambro  [author] Sep 1, 2016 @ 2:22pm 
Due to problems updating my mod I will no longer update it here if you want the latest version of my mod with fixes and new content
go to nexus here: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/57437/
or tesalliance here: http://tesalliance.org/forums/index.php?/files/file/1853-funny-wisdom-loading-screens/
russia's_nut Jul 14, 2016 @ 10:07am 
"i killed a dragon with a fork and a knife and then ate his soul "- dovahkiin 2016