How to Pubstomp.

Welcome to a TF2 guide. This will teach you how to dominate public servers.
There are a few required items, but they are quite easy to get.

Items You Will Need

There are some specific items you will require. These include:

- Some Dueling Minigames

- A lime-painted Troublemaker's Tossle Cap

- A lime-painted Fast Learner

- A lime-painted Breakneck Baggies

- A Force-a-nature named "MEATSOHT XDDD U MAD BRO"

- L M A O B o X

Once you have these items, you're all set to start pubstomping!

Binds

You then should quickjoin a VALVe Hightower server, and choose Scout.

Once you are in, wait a few minutes and then start spamming various binds. Some that have worked for me in the past are:

- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- lol tis servr is ful of gibus nubz

- STOP CAPPIJG TYRHARD SCRUBBSSS!!!!

- lol nub heavi skil = 0.00

- lol f2p skrub

- my team is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ;-; ;-; ;-;

- u gelus of my hats?

- lime paint dosent cume cheap u kno

- stoopid w m1 skruuubbbb

- lol gibus is 4 losers

- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- GET GOOD, GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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If someone gets mad at you, just use this!

- You seem upsetty
- Eat spaghetti
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This will shut them up in no time!

Dueling

Once people are well and truly sick of you, they will votekick you.
This is easy to counter; just change your name and rejoin.
After rejoining, press 'H' to activate TRYHARD MODE.
This will activate your 'Dueling Minigames', which will settle any dispute.
Just pick a target from the list, and you will enter Duel Mode!
However, they may be a major 'pu55y asss bich' and decline.
If this happens, just spam them with requests while using the bind:

- Is little baby too scared to fight me?

This will work in no time!

In the Battle.

When you have challenged them to a Scout-Locked Class Duel, remember: this is where your trusty 'MEATSOHT XDDD U MAD BRO' force-a-nature comes into play! As well as this, it is advised to use your crit-a-cola, which works perfectly with your strange festive professional killstreak bat.
Now, remember the most important part is to TAUNT AFTER EVERY KILL.
This is one of the most important parts of pubstomping, so it must be done every time you kill. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You must not use a custom taunt like shred alert or the breakdance; it must be the scattergun taunt.
With this one simple trick, watch as your ratios climb to 420:69 and you max out the possible scoreboard points!
Votekick everyone on your team for [no reason given]!
Now, there is one thing, just one thing that can reset your glorious points.
THE MAP CHANGE.
Most of the time this can be avoided by (ab)using the vote to extend your hightower, but sometimes a game on pipeline cannot be avoided. If this happens, leave server immediately.

Conclusion

Thank you for reading. I hope that my personal experience will help you get the fullest experience you can out of Lime ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2.
Goodbye!

- A Salty Pub Limescout

[sobranie turquoise]

Please spam comments on my steam profile. im trying to collect comments ty

[WaxyMrGerman]

this is helpful

[BONANGER1]

In conclusion: Pwned is better than rekt

[Team Fortress Two]

I rekt everyone with my w m1 and flair spam skill.

[Drb]

Works, Whole team went spectator/left because they got sick of me (ab)using everything

12/1 works

[Bunni_]

V They did on april fools day

[Dutch Van der Linde (real)]

Thank god f2ps don't have the schadenfreude taunt

[.]

I don't remember you...

[RIOT]

@i main medic i swear
I swear to god I've seen you before...

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