Team Fortress 2

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Gordan Ramsay ƒucking Omelette
By anchør
Gordan Ramsay Omelette secret recipe.
   
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You will need
2 ƒucking eggs• some ƒucking salt and pepper• ƒucking chives1 ƒucking knob of ƒucking butter
The method
Heat the ƒucking butter in the ƒucking omelette pan.
ƒucking break the ƒucking eggs into a ƒucking bowl.
ƒucking whisk the ƒuckers and add some ƒucking salt and ƒucking pepper to taste.
When the ƒucking butter is hot, add the ƒucking mixture to the pan.
When cooked take the ƒucking thing out.
Place the ƒucker on a plate.
Finally top it off with ƒucking freshly chopped chives on the ƒucker.
Eat the ƒucker.
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238 Comments
anchør  [author] Dec 28, 2024 @ 7:21am 
I want to go back before this guy to stick chives covered in honey up his butt hole just like Gordon Ramsay taught me.
Kippy Dec 21, 2024 @ 10:58pm 
i want to go back before this guy prevents himself to stick chives up his butt sideways like gordon ramsay taught me
anchør  [author] Oct 30, 2024 @ 9:59am 
I want to go back before the 2000s so I can prevent my parents from having me :shigure2:
scum Oct 30, 2024 @ 7:24am 
i want to go back to 2015 bros
anchør  [author] Oct 30, 2024 @ 3:31am 
That's hella amazing omg, I'm finally being noticed uwu
anchør  [author] Oct 29, 2024 @ 1:06pm 
Riyal or Fakeh? Prove please :vanilla2:
ChicagoTed Oct 29, 2024 @ 10:50am 
Frogger of Overwatch fame has this as his Favourite Guide on Steam if you weren't aware :)
anchør  [author] May 20, 2023 @ 1:15am 
Let it be a reminder of the good old days of tf2 •⩊•
scum May 19, 2023 @ 10:19pm 
i see this guide every time i open the tf2 steam overlay because favourited guides appear at the top. its been like this for years