THE CAPS LOCK GUIDE TO SUMO REVISE!

THIS GUIDE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO GIT GUD AT SUMO REVISE! FOLLOW ITS INSTRUCTION AND YOU, TOO, CAN BECOME A SUMO MASTER

===BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE GAME===

SUMOS ARE THE BIGGEST EVER AND YOU ARE NOW SUMOS THE GOAL IS TO KNOCK THE OTHER SUMOS OUT OF THE RING BEFORE THEY REK YOU AND KNOCK YOU OUT OF THE RING

FIRST THING YOU GOTTA DO IS HIT THAT COMPETITIVE MODE BUTTON BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING ALL OUT THERE IS NO TURNING BACK FROM THIS POINT ON YOU ARE A COMPETITIVE SUMO THEN START LEARNING THE BASICS OF KNOCKOUT AND REK.

===THE BASICS OF KNOCKOUT AND REK===

OKAY SO FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING GUIDE WITHIN A GUIDE ABOUT HOW TO WIN

0. USE GAMPADS ONLY

1. APPROACH OPPONENT
2. WAIT FOR OPPONENT TO THROW THE FIRST STRIKE
3. DODGE THE FIRST STRIKE
4. THROW THE SECOND STRIKE WHILE THEY ARE STUCK WITH THEIR FIST OUT
5. REPEAT STEPS 1-4

===SPECIAL OPS===

AFTER YOU BECOME THE BEST SUMO EVER YOU CAN LEARN SOME NEW TRICKS TO UP YOUR SUMO TO THE NEXT LEVEL

1. AIR PUNCH
ONCE YOU GET YOUR OPPONENT INTO THE AIR FROM REGULAR STEP 4 YOU CAN JUMP AND LAND A SOLID AIR MANEUVER HIT IN THE CROTCH FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE
2. PUNCH BRAKE
IF YOU ARE ON THE ROPES FOR SOME REASON AND ARE SLIDING OVER THE EDGE FEAR NOT YOU CAN JUST PUNCH BEFORE YOU FALL TO STOP YOURSELF FROM THE THROES OF DEFEAT
3. COMBOS
WHEN YOU PUNCH THE ENEMY THEY WILL BE IN THE AIR LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO RUN UP AGAIN AND PUNCH THEM FROM THE GROUND AGAIN IF YOU SO CHOOSE
4. ARM DANCE
WIGGLE THE GAMEPAD JOYSTICK WHILE RUNNING TO DO A SPECIAL DANCE KNOWN ONLY TO THE BEST SUMOS EVER

===Q&A===

Q: How doy uo play multiplayer?

A: WELL SON ITS PRETTY SIMPLE FIRST GET A FRIEND OR AN ENEMY PREFERABLY SOMEONE YOU CAN TOTALLY REK WITHOUT THEM GETTING MAD CAUSE WITH THIS GUIDE YOU'RE GONNA REK SON THEN GET TO THE MAIN MENU AND HIT "SUMO! REVISE" AND HIT THE BIG ROUND SUMO BUTTON ONCE YOU SET UP THE SETTINGS THEN HAVE ALL PLAYERS JOIN BY PRESSING EITHER SHIFT CTRL SPACE MIDDLE MOUSE OR X ON A CONTROLLER MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS JOINED BEFORE HITTING ENTER THEN YOU'RE GOOD TO GO

===IN CLOSING===

BY THE TIME YOU ARE DONE READING THIS GUIDE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE THE BEST SUMO EVER NOW YOU KNOW AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE

GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN

~THE OLD SUMO MASTER

[krockendra]

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