Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Jun 2, 2015 @ 4:02pm
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Description
A mysterious suicidal cult to an entity known only as "Train God" has been discovered in an abandoned industrial hazardous materials compound. We're not sure what they were doing or why they were doing it, but we do know that we want whatever it is that they have. The dirty hippies have been driven from their homeland and into the desert where they belong. The only thing left to do is decide which team gets to claim the weird hazardous facility as their own.

Red and Blu have taken part of the compound as their own and it's up to you to stumble your way through the literal death trap of a work environment and capture that point! The hippies were kind of encouraging the last part, but never mind that. Sign this release form...

FEATURES
  • Trains!
  • Saws!
  • Lasers!
  • Dirty hippy Graffiti! Smell the patchouli still in the carpet!
  • Patented Train Rain™ technology!
  • More environmental deaths than you can count or even realize are there!
  • Bad-♥♥♥ voice over work! Your maps don't have that! Suck it!
  • Sacrifice counter! Keeps tally of all your noble sacrifices to the hippy god thing that is probably a big deal to someone!
  • Sacrifice milestone events! Die 100 times, get rewarded! Science!
  • Proven dev texture aesthetics! Wow! Look at that detail!
  • Alcohol influenced design decisions!
  • Signs that lie!
  • Acid-Toxic-Waste-Stuff... It glows and hurts! Swim in it!(beware of sharks)
  • Sadistic level design! ♥♥♥♥ you, players!
  • Totally seasonal pumpkin bombs!
  • ♥♥♥♥s-Given Counter™ updated in real time!
  • Dizzying spectator cameras!
  • Professional-grade clipping! Feel the smooth transitions! Stuck? It's your own fault!
  • Engineer enraging nerfs! Haha!
  • Spells! Which one do you have, you ask? ♥♥♥♥ if I know!

Voice credits:
Train God - [UEAK]Carnage
Lucy in the Sky with Lasers - [UEAK]Khaleesi
Pastor Kilgore the Saw Cluster - [UEAK]Damon
Choo Choo the Train Shark - [UEAK]Crash
Additional voices from SalTV and Muselk

Custom particles by FissionMetroid


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Popular Discussions View All (3)
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Jan 14 @ 10:42am
Where do I download this map?
ingestible eggsalad (R)
2
Feb 9 @ 9:45am
y are there no more servers
Wings4505
4
Jul 22, 2017 @ 7:45am
Why are the servers so bland
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192 Comments
radioactivesnake Jun 29 @ 12:06am 
how do i start the map and play it?
Scunty McNoobsterFail Jun 17 @ 1:19pm 
This is the single most amazing thing I have seen all week. Thank you for this truly glorious gift to humanity.
Subsetgaming Mar 1 @ 5:58pm 
"I know laser kitties go pew pew pew pew."
Subsetgaming Mar 1 @ 5:58pm 
https://youtu.be/M1-UorFzvwY
I know that you've seen Muselk do it already but...
Ferris Hilton [GER] Feb 25 @ 6:19am 
Best map that ever hit the workshop.
Dogman15 Dec 22, 2017 @ 9:01pm 
It would be awesome if for April Fool's Day 2018, Valve added this map to the game.
Spycrab Nov 24, 2017 @ 4:07pm 
plz someone make a server that runs this map
Wings4505 Oct 7, 2017 @ 6:39am 
y there no servers. pls add one. i want to try it.
ϟShadow Skyhawkϟ Aug 28, 2017 @ 2:48pm 
is there a server?
potterystudio Aug 26, 2017 @ 8:07pm 
I played the map and I only could play with bots