Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Game Mode: King of the Hill
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Jun 2, 2015 @ 4:02pm
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Description
A mysterious suicidal cult to an entity known only as "Train God" has been discovered in an abandoned industrial hazardous materials compound. We're not sure what they were doing or why they were doing it, but we do know that we want whatever it is that they have. The dirty hippies have been driven from their homeland and into the desert where they belong. The only thing left to do is decide which team gets to claim the weird hazardous facility as their own.

Red and Blu have taken part of the compound as their own and it's up to you to stumble your way through the literal death trap of a work environment and capture that point! The hippies were kind of encouraging the last part, but never mind that. Sign this release form...

FEATURES
  • Trains!
  • Saws!
  • Lasers!
  • Dirty hippy Graffiti! Smell the patchouli still in the carpet!
  • Patented Train Rain™ technology!
  • More environmental deaths than you can count or even realize are there!
  • Bad-ass voice over work! Your maps don't have that! Suck it!
  • Sacrifice counter! Keeps tally of all your noble sacrifices to the hippy god thing that is probably a big deal to someone!
  • Sacrifice milestone events! Die 100 times, get rewarded! Science!
  • Proven dev texture aesthetics! Wow! Look at that detail!
  • Alcohol influenced design decisions!
  • Signs that lie!
  • Acid-Toxic-Waste-Stuff... It glows and hurts! Swim in it!(beware of sharks)
  • Sadistic level design! ♥♥♥♥ you, players!
  • Totally seasonal pumpkin bombs!
  • ♥♥♥♥♥-Given Counter™ updated in real time!
  • Dizzying spectator cameras!
  • Professional-grade clipping! Feel the smooth transitions! Stuck? It's your own fault!
  • Engineer enraging nerfs! Haha!
  • Spells! Which one do you have, you ask? ♥♥♥♥ if I know!

Voice credits:
Train God - [UEAK]Carnage
Lucy in the Sky with Lasers - [UEAK]Khaleesi
Pastor Kilgore the Saw Cluster - [UEAK]Damon
Choo Choo the Train Shark - [UEAK]Crash
Additional voices from SalTV and Muselk

Custom particles by FissionMetroid


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Popular Discussions View All (6)
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Oct 22, 2018 @ 2:58am
Where do I download this map?
rokko
3
Nov 24, 2020 @ 5:29am
y are there no more servers
Wings4505
4
Jul 22, 2017 @ 7:45am
Why are the servers so bland
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206 Comments
ferrellcat Mar 24 @ 7:07pm 
@arturosl jokes on u i wished to be single
Htroxdogface Feb 7 @ 2:32am 
Oh trust me, it does work, but it seems that you don't have the option "enable dev console" properly, you know, enabled, in your options. Should be a box on the 'keyboard' tab that says "advanced" and the rest should be self-explanatory.
Happy heavy Feb 7 @ 2:07am 
doesnt work
Htroxdogface Feb 4 @ 12:38pm 
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Happy heavy Feb 4 @ 9:05am 
well and how do i open the console in the menu?
Htroxdogface Feb 1 @ 11:52pm 
To help those in the comments in the future, to play on the map, simply copy and paste "map workshop/454147823" into the console and it should work
meme machine [HM] Oct 12, 2020 @ 8:51pm 
HOW DO I LOAD THE DAMN MAP
Exibiter Mar 25, 2020 @ 5:31am 
nothing can scare me but that thing that thing it scares me
Arturosl Feb 24, 2020 @ 12:21pm 
Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
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*Now Find The Mistake:
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*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
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Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite
Baragon Nov 22, 2019 @ 10:05am 
How do I play this map? Can someone tell me please?