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Guide to Kebab Removing
By Andro and 1 collaborators
This guide is brought to you by True stronk Serbs from the Balkans.
Removing kebab since 1389.
This guide may or may not be limited to:
-Mass Genocide
-The Correct way of disposing kebab
-Stronk independent Serbian tips
-Rakia

After you read this guide, you shall enjoy the kebablessness!
 
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What is Kebab?


Kebab is great warrior of islam, fighting to remove all Europe. But luckily true Stronk Serbians defend the world by Removing Kebab.
Kebab is never to be trusted, in fear of making you kebab.
Who will teach us the way of Kebab Removal?


~Fill yourself with glory as you see Serbian Rambo. Serbian Rambo has fought many long years trying to end kebab once and for all! He has removed kebab to great proportions.
Serb Rambo has even become a famous person from his kebab Removing:


Glorious Serb Rambo even has his own Music:

Don't forget our Glorious founder of the Order of Kebab Removal:

He goes by no name, as he prefers to let the Kebab die without knowing what hit them. His Stronk dedication to kebab removal has caused great fear and dissent among the kebab.


Our Lord and Saviour even has a song dedicated to Karadzic:
Comrade Ivan, how do we remove the kebab?
Removing Kebab is no simple job, there is always risk of death or becoming kebab yourself. Luckily Serbs are skilled in kebab removal and can take this delicate process with no worries.

So, what do we use to Remove kebab?

These are standard kebab-removing tools, but if you can't access them, you could always use fists.
It's very effective against most Kebabs!
Kebab has been removed from premises, what now?
You have completed all the trials, now you know how to Remove kebab with ease. Have a bottle of rakia and celebrate, as you can now enjoy the Kebablessness!
In case of kebab returning, Serb Rambo will be glad to help!

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130 Comments
[1901] Mar 23 @ 8:20am 
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SerbMan Feb 15 @ 3:18am 
You can find Serbian Rambo on facebook, he is still alive (probably cuz he is immortal). You could contact him if you need kebab removed.
noice
djordje Jan 20 @ 10:48am 
Читајући коментаре, схватам да су овде Срби, они који не знају да су Срби (Хрвати и Босанци) и они који славе Српског јунака Ђурађа.
Aутизм Dec 26, 2018 @ 3:34pm 
Serbs dont have balls to fight with their enemy face to face
Cataclysm King Nov 13, 2018 @ 11:22am 
RAKIA JE HRVATSKO PICE SMECA JEDNA KOJA KORISTE NASE PICE ZA SVOJ LAZNI POHOD SMRT SVIM SRBIMA
Switch2Gun Nov 1, 2018 @ 10:19am 
MUSLIMANSKA SRBIJA!!!!!!!!!!
KOSOVO IS ALBANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yangcheng Sep 13, 2018 @ 2:40pm 
Fuck islam and croat nazi
𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐍 Aug 30, 2018 @ 11:39am 
Remove kebab from Turkey
fuck all muslims
Jeff Aug 19, 2018 @ 11:01am 
for stalin, i will fuck kebabs in the ass and say that they have good president, let them cry and then kill therm.