Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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How To Be A REAL MLG Master
By conkcrete eater
Have you ever wanted to be the ultimate FaZe lord? Then this guide is for you!
   
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Step 1
(Example of what a intervention may look like)


Grab your nearest fedora and sniper rifle. (Intervention/ Ballista works best, however i prefer the SVU.)
Step 2
Enter the nearest pub server. You will know if it's a pub server because you will notice that people are actually having a good time and having fun.
Step 3
Check for admins. If you start your reking rampage without checking for the "swingers of the ban hammer" (Also known as admans) then you may get bannerinos.
Step 4
After checking for admans, you may begin your reking rampage. Reking rampages are fairly simple, and will be explained in the next step.
How to orchestrate a reking rampage
To begin a reking rampage, you have to navigate your way to the people having the most fun. After you have found the people having a good time, it is time to strike. To start, slap on your dank shades and fedora, and pull out your sniper rifle and hardscope them scrubs. after dat u have 2 talk like a real mlg. 2 talk like a mlg, u have 2 use as meny memes as possibru and talk liek u r high on many irregal substankces, like da dank shizzle (weed,marijuana, for beginners). wen u start to really rek dem dey will tri 2 fite back. dis phase is tuff becus if tey are trihards dey will give u a hard time and get close 2 reking u sumtimes. ensure dis doesnt happen. trihards are da dangers, but if u manage 2 beat da trihards, u will get a gr8 reward. da salt. da salt phase is wen dey get so angrey dat dey start 2 yell at u over da mike/cry over da mike. do not be intimidated by dis. if u get indimidated den ur whole reking rampage will fayl. after dis, da final step arrivs.
Final step
Troll them untill they rage quit or call for a admin. If they call for a admin, troll the victim and others untill the ban hammer strikes you. If you like the server you are trolling them on, then leave when you see the admins name appear in chat. If they rage quit or refuse to call a admin, continue your reking rampage untill no one is left or untill you get bannerinoed. To help you along, here is some reking/victory music for you.




Well, that's all she wrote. Thank you for viewing this guide and witnessing my ultimate knowledge of the art of FaZefu. Hopefully this helps you become a MLG master like me. Peace out.
208 Comments
Neonity May 12 @ 12:41pm 
still works in 2025
conkcrete eater  [author] Apr 12 @ 10:07pm 
Dude, how the hell did you even find this almost 9 years after I made it?
MrBaconChops Apr 12 @ 8:47pm 
still works in 2025! :redenvelopeox:
Neonity Aug 13, 2021 @ 9:50am 
can confirm still works in 2021
the wizard Jun 9, 2015 @ 5:14am 
And so it begins, the great reking rampage of our time.
Thuggish Bobber May 23, 2015 @ 7:01am 
MLGEE
CeeJayyy May 20, 2015 @ 3:44pm 
♥♥♥♥ you
Susej May 15, 2015 @ 7:50am 
IM ARE NOW MLG
Susej May 15, 2015 @ 7:50am 
LOL MLG
Glorkon IV May 13, 2015 @ 5:56pm 
It took so long for someone to post this, i of course do this daily and it really gives me that kink. gr8 m8 8/8